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Girls are like a virus

They enter your life,

Scan your pockets,

Transfer your money,

Edit your mind,

Download their problems and

Delete your smile

So please download the software SayNoToGirls.EXE to save your life otherwise the hardisk of your heart may crash.
 
I currently have one of the most deadliest Viruses going....

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
 
My dads 75 - he's not great with computers. A type writer is a modern bit of kit, he says he uses email only to send a few jokes around, somehow he's signed up to facebook and has 3 friends. I'm one of them. While all of this is rather boring granted he does beleive it when he see a banner saying he's the millionith site visitor and I swear <cringe> he's buying viagra.

Cleaning porn spyware / viruses off a computer is bad enough, doing for your dad is another.

Please save my eyes.
 
Competition is now closed, Winners will be emailed shortly with the address they have signed up to the forum with. :) More fun competitions to come soon!
 
valkia said:
Competition is now closed, Winners will be emailed shortly with the address they have signed up to the forum with. :) More fun competitions to come soon!
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Sorry for the annoyance but i just realised the address i signed up with on the forums is my old obsolete uni email address. I have now updated it to my current working email address please could you send/resend the key if you havent done it already thanks !
 
cplhardnut said:
Sorry for the annoyance but i just realised the address i signed up with on the forums is my old obsolete uni email address. I have now updated it to my current working email address please could you send/resend the key if you havent done it already thanks !
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They have not been sent yet (well atleast I dont have mine yet. :))
 
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeh :)

Will post a review for everyone !!!

Couple of initial screenshots, it blocked my net until I added my home network to the allowed address list. This was a popup message to allow or deny.

Few Screenshots..
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/EDIT: Post For Review Here!
 
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I know the competition is now closed (and that I actually won one of the keys :D), but here's a little story for everyone's amusement.

Back in high school, I used to live at a dorm 5 days a week. On a Thursday one week, I got a phone call from my mum, saying she 'downloaded something'. Got alarm bells ringing in my head, but as I was unable to do anything about it until Friday afternoon, I just told her I'd look into it when I get home.
The next day upon arrival home, I booted up my pooter to find lots of pron on the desktop (not my porn I might add). When I tried to launch the net, a lovely high cost connection dialer popped up instead of the regular one and my home site was changed intoa porn one as well. An hour later after deleting connection settings, finding and disabling the pesky bug and resetting the connection settings, my PC was finally free.
The story doesn't end here however. Later on when my mum came home, I asked her what the heck she was thinking - turned out she wanted to see some Big Brother video and got onto some dodgy porn website. Downloaded the dialer and didn't know how to get rid of it. Going by the 'if you can't fight them, join them' meme, she downloaded more porn and left it playing on the desktop to perplex my father (they were divorced, living in one flat at the time and didn't get along)...One month later the bill arrived. Two days of 'fun' cost her few grand - she wasn't happy :P
 
Hi There,

My name is Steve and I work in the Webroot Technical Support department.

If any of you guys have an issues with the installation or have any questions please let me know.

Thanks!
 
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