Friday Funny?

Sonea Fifer · 19 Dec 2008 at 23:38

Here's hoping I'm not lynched by the few women who do post here:

A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?"

The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to describe pain."
"I know, but can't you give me some idea?" she asks.

Doctor: "Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little..."
Woman: "Like this?"
Doctor: "A little more..."
Woman: "Like this?"
Doctor: "No. A little more..."
Woman: "Like this?"
Doctor: "Yes. Does that hurt?"
Woman: "Yes a little bit."

Doctor: "Now stretch it over your head!"

Marky · 19 Dec 2008 at 23:39

Hah

I liked it

Dave85 · 20 Dec 2008 at 00:10

haha

Phate · 20 Dec 2008 at 01:10

That was taken from Family guy.

Fail.

J.B · 20 Dec 2008 at 01:12

sorry dude, did nothing for me.

Marky · 20 Dec 2008 at 01:15

Phate said:
That was taken from Family guy.

Fail.

Oooo which episode?

Arjun806 · 20 Dec 2008 at 01:15

Phate said:
That was taken from Family guy.

Fail.

That was my first thought

Happy · 20 Dec 2008 at 01:16

Marky said:
Hah I liked it

Tefal · 20 Dec 2008 at 01:17

Phate said:
That was taken from Family guy.

Fail.

Like most things that are "taken from family guy" it's been around long long before it was ever on there.

Vasquez · 20 Dec 2008 at 01:27

how bad taste are the jokes allowed to be cause I've got a good ginger joke?

Tefal · 20 Dec 2008 at 01:28

with ginger jokes, anything goes

Marky · 20 Dec 2008 at 01:30

Vasquez said:
how bad taste are the jokes allowed to be cause I've got a good ginger joke?

Try it - Whats the worst that could happen?

4p · 20 Dec 2008 at 01:31

Vasquez · 20 Dec 2008 at 02:19

A woman goes into hospital in labour, after 5 hours there is some complications but she finally gives birth. The baby is whisked away and after a few minutes the doctor comes back in.

Doctor says to the woman, "I've got some good news and bad news".

"Give me the bad news"

"Ok, your baby's ginger"

"Oh god, what's the good news?"

"it's dead"

Phate · 20 Dec 2008 at 02:23

LOOOOL!!!!

Vasquez saves the thread!

J.B · 20 Dec 2008 at 02:29

Phate said:
Vasquez saves the thread!

Only just!

The Halk · 20 Dec 2008 at 02:34

Tefal said:
with ginger jokes, anything goes

If you say so...

What's the difference between ginger vagina and a bowling ball?

You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.

J.B · 20 Dec 2008 at 02:36

The Halk said:
If you say so...

What's the difference between ginger vagina and a bowling ball?

You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.

Pushing the limits of OCuk acceptability I think.

Dave85 · 20 Dec 2008 at 04:12

haha the ginger jokes rocked

Energize · 20 Dec 2008 at 06:33

Vasquez said:
A woman goes into hospital in labour, after 5 hours there is some complications but she finally gives birth. The baby is whisked away and after a few minutes the doctor comes back in.

Doctor says to the woman, "I've got some good news and bad news".

"Give me the bad news"

"Ok, your baby's ginger"

"Oh god, what's the good news?"

"it's dead"

So wrong you can't help but laugh.