A man had two great tickets for the World Cup Final. As he sits down,
another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next
to
him.
"No," he says. "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have
a
seat like this for the best game of World Cup, and not use it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed
to
come with me, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we
haven't been to together since we got married."
"Oh I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone
else... a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
.................
The man shakes his head... "No. They're all at her funeral."
another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next
to
him.
"No," he says. "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have
a
seat like this for the best game of World Cup, and not use it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed
to
come with me, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we
haven't been to together since we got married."
"Oh I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone
else... a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
.................
The man shakes his head... "No. They're all at her funeral."
