A young woman in Liverpool was so depressed that she decided to end her
>>>life
>>>by throwing herself into the Mersey. She went down to the docks and was
>>>about to leap into the freezing water when a handsome young sailor saw
>>>her
>>>tottering on the edge of the pier, crying. He took pity on her and said,
>>>"Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to America in the morning,
>>>and
>>>if you like, I can stow you away on my ship.I'll take good care of you
>>>and
>>>bring you food everyday." Moving closer, he slipped his arm round her
>>>shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy,and you'll keep me happy." The
>>>girl
>>>nodded yes, after all, what did she
>>>have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in America would give her life new
>>>meaning
>>>
>>>That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From
>>>then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of
>>>fruit,
>>>and they made passionate love until dawn
>>>
>>>Two weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the
>>>captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked. "I have an
>>>arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food and a
>>>trip
>>>to America, and he's screwing me.""He certainly is," the captain said.
>>>"This
>>>is the Birkenhead Ferry."
>>>
>>>life
>>>by throwing herself into the Mersey. She went down to the docks and was
>>>about to leap into the freezing water when a handsome young sailor saw
>>>her
>>>tottering on the edge of the pier, crying. He took pity on her and said,
>>>"Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to America in the morning,
>>>and
>>>if you like, I can stow you away on my ship.I'll take good care of you
>>>and
>>>bring you food everyday." Moving closer, he slipped his arm round her
>>>shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy,and you'll keep me happy." The
>>>girl
>>>nodded yes, after all, what did she
>>>have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in America would give her life new
>>>meaning
>>>
>>>That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From
>>>then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of
>>>fruit,
>>>and they made passionate love until dawn
>>>
>>>Two weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the
>>>captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked. "I have an
>>>arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food and a
>>>trip
>>>to America, and he's screwing me.""He certainly is," the captain said.
>>>"This
>>>is the Birkenhead Ferry."


>>>