Friday joke

[FnG]magnolia · 1 Oct 2010 at 13:12

stulid said:
what does bob marley like in his sandwiches?

I hate myself right now but, by God, I LOL'd

Jamm'in

Oooh!

Morgoth · 1 Oct 2010 at 13:19

These are awful.

Origin · 1 Oct 2010 at 13:22

chrisxuk said:
I've never got that joke.

The Great Irish Potato Famine

the_r_sole · 1 Oct 2010 at 13:23

why did the baker have smelly hands?!

he kneaded a poo

Vonhelmet · 1 Oct 2010 at 13:24

Morgoth said:
These are awful.

Post better then!

utajoker · 1 Oct 2010 at 13:26

nintendo have brought out a game were your a 10 year old running around the streets of glasgow smashing cars, stabbing people and robbing houses... its called Wii *******.

stulid · 1 Oct 2010 at 13:35

what do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Dug.

gillywibble · 1 Oct 2010 at 13:36

Dog rough.

Masterdog · 1 Oct 2010 at 13:58

What do you call a man in a pile of leaves?

Russell

Makunouchi · 1 Oct 2010 at 14:15

stulid said:
what does bob marley like in his sandwiches?

You didn't even tell the joke right, fail

MajorMaccas · 1 Oct 2010 at 14:20

"How does Bob Marley like this sammiches?" :rolleyes:

Cosimo · 1 Oct 2010 at 14:21

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?

They named him Sum Ting Wong.

What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?

Popeye almost killed him.

Sonea Fifer · 1 Oct 2010 at 14:58

Oi Green Day, wake up you lazy *****!