funniest tirade of insults

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What is the funniest tirade of insults ever used in a movie? I'm looking for something hopefully quite long, insulting and from a movie that's relatively easy to get hold of.

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In the film Roxanne, Steve Martin has to come up with twenty jokes about his own nose that are better than the one the guy insults him with. I think he actually comes up with twenty-five in the end. Might not quite be what you're after but it's bloody funny.
 
Glengarry Glenross - Pacino is on top form as is Ed Harris. Have a little look on YouTube for examples of the swearing montage.
 
I think when Steve Martin rants at John Candy in Planes Trains and Automobiles is classic. Just that whole film cracks me up.
 
Swimming With Sharks has some great verbal abuse.

'You are nothing! If you were in my toilet I wouldn't bother flushing it. My bathmat means more to me than you!'

More here .
 
I couldn't find the quote of Planes Trains and Automobiles I was on about, but heres a pretty good rant from the same film!
Car Rental Agent: [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?

Neal: Yes.

Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?

Neal: You can start by wiping that ******* dumbass smile off your rosy ******* cheeks. Then you can give me a ******* automobile: a ******* Datsun, a ******* Toyota, a ******* Mustang, a ******* Buick! Four ******* wheels and a seat!

Car Rental Agent: ... I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me...

Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of ******* nowhere with ******* keys to a ******* car that isn't ******* there. And I really didn't care to ******* walk down a ******* highway and across a ******* runway to get back here to have you smile at my ******* face. I want a ******* car, and I want it RIGHT ******* NOW!

Car Rental Agent: ..... May I see your rental agreement.

Neal: .... I threw it away....

Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.

Neal: Oh boy what?

Car Rental Agent: ...You're ******!
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<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE **** UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS
 
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