funniest tirade of insults

I've always liked this one by Chevy Chase in National Lampoons Christmas Vacation:

"Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ********, hopeless, heartless, ***-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?"
 
Holy Thread Revival!

I found the best rant ever that I had been going on about:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_22Gp_nFxQM

I don't know whether to laugh or cry! :( :D

A film everyone needs to see in full.

Edit - There is another rant from the same film which I quoted above also on Youtube, but I can't link because of swearies. However it is 1:58 long ;)
 
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I take your full metal jacket and raise you Ben Kingsley as Don Logan in Sexy Beast. The whole film is a tirade of abuse :p

DON: "Do you think i'm stupid? Do you think i'm some sort of ******* ****? Some ******* ****? Do you think i'm gonna 'ave that? Do you really think i'm gonna 'ave that? My ******* ears were burning all the way ******* back of the ******* cab. ******* on fire!"

GAL:"What 'appened Don?"

DON:"What 'appened? What ******* happened? I'll tell you what ******* happened, you tell me Gal? You tell me what ******* happened? You gave me a ****** knock back you fat ******* ****"

H: "Problem with the plane Don?"

DON: "Whats that? What you ******* say ****, what? Problem? ******* problem? No mate - no, no ******* problem with the plane ****, ******* plane was fine, ******* plane was alright, ******* plane was perfect. IT'S YOU. You're the problem. You're the ******* problem. You ******* Doctor white, honking, jam-rag 'aching ***** bubble, i'm telling you H, you keep looking at me - i'll put you in the ******* ground I promise ya."

GAL: "Dee, Dee, take Jackie and H inside."

DON: "Yeah, you do that you scheming ****, see if the ladies let you try on their panty girdles. You *******......"

It's brilliant, look for this clip on you tube.
 
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