funny last words

[citizen0100]

LOL Cats suck!! End!

 

[The Dread Pirate]

I am a leaf on the wind, watch how...

 

[Lysander]

No-one's ever done this before

 

[Jumblejug]

If this goes wrong, go straight to my house and clear my internet history please

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Now... lets see if this thing can actually devide by zer...

 

[Talbs13]

Before I go....

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Drive there? Nah I'll just go catch a bus.

 

[Relentless81]

"Sell crazy some place else, we're all stocked up here"

 

[dcsarge]

Cut the red wire, hang on, I mean the bl...

 

[Lysander]

Drive there? Nah I'll just go catch a bus.

"I quite like falling asleep listening to music"

 

[DiCe!]

be honourd your the person im selecting to go throw away my gimp mask

 

[Theophany]

If this goes wrong, go straight to my house and clear my internet history please

+1

 

[citizenx13]

Ah relax I have done this a million times....

 

[Tikkabhuna]

""I'm ashamed of you, dodging that way. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." -General John B Sedgwick, seconds before he was cut down by a sharpshooter's bullet at the Battle of Spotsylvania Courthouse.

You should have quoted the whole thing. Makes a lot more sense then. Very good one.

 

[gillywibble]

Jump on. You don't look that heavy.

 

[Grandmaster Fap!]

"Zombie attack you say?............."

 

[Admiral Huddy]

to the wife i'd say:

"The girlfriend has bigger boobs than you and I soiled you kegs each night you were at Bingo!!"

 

[lunarwolf]

How many satsumas is it safe to eat in one day?

 

[britboy4321]

'Stop panicking, there's no way we're within range of their guns'

 

[OriginalJonty]

I am a leaf on the wind, watch how...

Serenity reference for the win!

"That's no moon!"