GCSE In Sex

[Kethridge]

Let's see how many sexual innuendos we can get out of this.

3 2 1 GO!!!!!

Sex with animals.

Never did quite grasp the innuendo thing.

 

[Lightnix]

D grade at GCSE eh? I suppose all they really have to know is that the cylinder goes in the round hole?

 

[Doughnut007]

Wtf

 

[Kethridge]

D grade at GCSE eh? I suppose all they really have to know is that the cylinder goes in the round hole?

You call your penis a cylinder?

 

[psd99]

Sounds like a good idea they could teach girls that ATM is actually good and it is rude to spit.....I wouldn't mind being 16 again and actually smashing pasty to get a GCSE.
Sounds like fun to me.

 

[Monkey Puzzle]

This'll cause quite a stir in certain parts. You can only push this stuff so far down peoples throats before it comes to a head and they explode. They won't take it lying down. It's like they come up with this stuff just to get a rise out of people.

 

[Amp34]

I got an A* in sex education babeh...

I got a 69!...

 

[86JR]

You could imagine it now.

"Question 2. What is a shocker ?"

 

[hurfdurf]

Excellent, we need to teach kids how to have sex safely because they are doing it anyway, the teen pregnancy rate alone shows this!

 

[Tefal]

So basically they've just renamed sex ed, "gcse sex" to make headlines?

 

[SkeeterUK]

If their aint a practical exam with a hot female teacher then why bother?

 

[Castiel]

You call your penis a cylinder?

I call mine Bob.......Bob the Knob.

 

[contracteur]

I'm guessing all the girls will suck on the oral examination.

...and no doubt the boys will be over-confident until they blow it all at the exam.

 

[Kethridge]

I call mine Bob.......Bob the Knob.

Mine's Russell the Love Muscle.

 

[LabR@t]

Finally I subject most kids in the UK will excel at !

 

[Castiel]

Finally I subject most kids in the UK will excel at !

wanna bet!

 

[Deadbeat]

This'll cause quite a stir in certain parts. You can only push this stuff so far down peoples throats before it comes to a head and they explode. They won't take it lying down. It's like they come up with this stuff just to get a rise out of people.

 

[Von Smallhausen]

Excellent,

I can see the GCSE question now.

Bobba, aged 16, is trashed on White Lightning, sprawled on a park bench and feeling a little uninhibited.

Bethany-Mae-Bacardi-Mercedes, also 16, is lying face down in a rubbish bin under the spell of Lambrini and also feeling uninhibited.

Given the above information, what is the best course of action ?

A) Get jiggy wid it. Kappa tracksuit bottoms are easily pulled down.

B) Bethany-Mae-Bacardi-Mercedes should refrain from any kind of coital activity. At least until Bobba gives her some Benson & Hedges and more alcohol.

c) Pre fill in the child benefit application before engaging in any coital activity.

D) Do your bit to reduce the UK budget defecit and save the NHS and social security budgets a packet by not engaging in any form of activity.

 

[richb93]

When I did sex ed in my science class one of my mates asked the teacher if we'd be doing practical