German man castrates teenage daughter's 57-year-old boyfriend

steve-h · 19 Dec 2010 at 13:56

Clarkey said:
So yeah, she's a minor, and he's a fully grown man plenty old enough to know better. You really think this is acceptable?

I'd feel happy banging a 17 year old whatever my age, as long as she was consenting.

Problem officer?

guyfawkes5 · 19 Dec 2010 at 13:58

*EDIT*Whoops, ignore.*EDIT*

[TW]Sponge · 19 Dec 2010 at 13:59

Lakeland said:
The 57 year old victim probably wants to put a claim in, shame he won't be able to testify

Haha, just got it!

SexyGreyFox · 19 Dec 2010 at 14:02

guyfawkes5 said:
There are also hormonal imbalance problems which can lead to voicebox changes.

This is why they used to do it to choirboys.

"andy" · 19 Dec 2010 at 14:18

is it really attempted murder ? doesn't sound like he was attempting to kill him ?

guyfawkes5 · 19 Dec 2010 at 14:28

In practice it probably is attempted murder given that castration of this sort would obviously result in massive blood loss and the father and his accomplices left the man bleeding there without calling for any assistance.

Tefal · 19 Dec 2010 at 14:29

dmpoole said:
This is why they used to do it to choirboys.

other way round, it helps to prevent voicebox changes which is why they did it to choir boys

4T5 · 19 Dec 2010 at 14:36

This story is Nutz but i reckon the father has really dropped a bollock with this one.

Fuzz · 19 Dec 2010 at 14:45

What a testicle

Cosimo · 19 Dec 2010 at 14:49

Scubascorpion said:
What a testicle

Aye, a fine pair.

Hitman_Leon · 19 Dec 2010 at 16:28

Viper² said:
It was probably Platinum87.

No, he would have waited until the guy finished with his daughter and then cut off his fish fingers.

Could have just warned him of the error of his ways tbh, told him to keep away etc, with a couple of work mates stood with him it would have convinced a fair few people.

Salsa · 19 Dec 2010 at 22:19

Poor girl aint ever gonna get laid again. When your dad cuts the balls off your last boyfriend with a bread kife I dont care how hot you might be that reputation is gonna be hard to shift!

guyfawkes5 · 19 Dec 2010 at 23:57

Scubascorpion said:
What a testicle

simulatorman said:
Aye, a fine pair.

Lower standard of punnage in GD than usual.

oweneades · 20 Dec 2010 at 00:04

"andy" said:
is it really attempted murder ? doesn't sound like he was attempting to kill him ?

Well he left him to basically bleed to death so that's probably where the attempted murder charge has come from.