Getting mud out of jeans

Fraggr · 5 Jul 2007 at 15:34

I've got a pair of jeans which have mud on. No matter how many times my mum puts them in the washing machine the mud won't come out.

It's kind of stained in I think, don't really know how to get the mud out. Any ideas?

Yas786 · 5 Jul 2007 at 15:41

Cillit Bang?? or that Vanish stuff they been advertising on the TV??.

Fraggr · 5 Jul 2007 at 15:47

I'll try Vanish. No idea why I didn't think of that. :confused:

Azza · 5 Jul 2007 at 15:48

Cillit Bang.

That stuff can remove anything.

SunaseIPs · 5 Jul 2007 at 15:48

Fraggr said:
I'll try Vanish. No idea why I didn't think of that.

Gets rid of slug trails to might not want your mum to go washing them though

Kristoph · 5 Jul 2007 at 15:51

Cillit bang would probably remove the stain, and your jeans along with it.

Zip · 5 Jul 2007 at 15:53

SunaseIPs said:
Gets rid of slug trails to might not want your mum to go washing them though

Slug trails? :confused:

tom_e · 5 Jul 2007 at 15:59

Zip said:
Slug trails?

yea you know trails left by slugs

Ghosteh · 5 Jul 2007 at 15:59

Zip said:
Slug trails?

Something particularly common in the boxer shorts of adolescent males I'm assuming he means

PiKe · 5 Jul 2007 at 16:00

burn it with fire.

Fraggr · 5 Jul 2007 at 16:06

Ghosteh said:
Something particularly common in the boxer shorts of adolescent males I'm assuming he means

What kind of dysfunctional penis must you have that it goes all over your boxers? And what kind of dysfunctional sperm must you have that you need special products to get it out of your clothes?

V4NT0M · 5 Jul 2007 at 16:48

lol what kind of mud was it?!

Hawk Tuah · 5 Jul 2007 at 16:51

Vanish Oxy Action tbh.

Cillit Bang is rubbish.

iCraig · 5 Jul 2007 at 16:52

Fraggr said:
What kind of dysfunctional penis must you have that it goes all over your boxers?

It's not semen. Have you reached puberty yet?

When a man gets an erection it presses inside his boxers, and pre-ejaculate will leak slightly. If you don't have pre-ejaculate, it's you with the dysfunctional penis.

V4NT0M · 5 Jul 2007 at 16:54

Its the pleats tbh

platypus · 5 Jul 2007 at 16:56

I've got some bike chain oil on pretty much every pair of trousers I have. Won't come out either.

Hawk Tuah · 5 Jul 2007 at 16:58

iCraig said:
It's not semen. Have you reached puberty yet?

When a man gets an erection it presses inside his boxers, and pre-ejaculate will leak slightly. If you don't have pre-ejaculate, it's you with the dysfunctional penis.

Well, for a start, I must have a disfunctional penis, because I'm perfecly capable of not getting gunk all over my boxers.

Secondly, what do you think pre-ejaculate is? :confused:

Hawk Tuah · 5 Jul 2007 at 16:59

platypus said:
I've got some bike chain oil on pretty much every pair of trousers I have. Won't come out either.

Fun swarfega into the oil before you put them in a hot wash.

basmic · 5 Jul 2007 at 17:00

I just use a tub of oxy powder stuff from the £1 shop - gets most, if not all, stains out of my clothes for me.

I'll check on the name in a second.

iCraig · 5 Jul 2007 at 17:01

Bug One said:
Secondly, what do you think pre-ejaculate is?

I don't think, I know what it is.

It's a lubricating fluid that the penis secretes for itself, and for intercourse.