Getting rid of someone on Facebook

asim18 · 17 May 2017 at 15:51

Thekwango said:
send me his details, he actually sounds quite interesting!

This.

I cant believe how shallow some people are. Moaning behind an old mate's back because he refers to you as a "brother" and has a broken leg, and a girlfriend who breaks the law for him, and wants to be the next Dr Dre.

Yeah I know exactly which one of you I'd want to be friends with. Unbelievable.

Glaucus · 17 May 2017 at 15:52

Uther said:
Unfriend and block him.

this, its not hard. FB is what you make off it. you only see things you have signed upto etc

MikeTheNative · 17 May 2017 at 16:01

Does he have a mother or sister you can sleep with?

Diddums · 17 May 2017 at 16:56

His mom used to be smokin hot when we were kids. We even went exploring in her bedroom, as young boys do, and found all manner of grown up toys.

Also, we were basically brothers as kids, inseperable. Then he moved to another country and so did I. 23 years later we're two completely different people. Even though he lives his life and I live mine, I don't have the heart to tell him to **** off. He's clearly made some bad decisions in life and I wish him all the best but I want nothing to do with him. I'll just continue ignoring him, screw it.

Alex_6n2 · 17 May 2017 at 17:00

And yet you grew up to use the word mom, rather than mum.

For shame.

Next it'll be Aluminum

Aberfala · 17 May 2017 at 17:07

Sounds like a keeper

Captain · 17 May 2017 at 17:11

Yes you can setup Facebook so you don't show up in searches for anyone.

peterwalkley · 17 May 2017 at 17:25

Ask if he has found God yet.

KiNgPiN83 · 17 May 2017 at 17:28

Set your relationship status as being in an open but complicated relationship with him. That'll get rid of him. (Or bring him closer)

Dis86 · 17 May 2017 at 18:36

Don't get rid of him on Facebook. Get rid of him.

I suggest pigs. Or a wood chipper and a secluded bit of woodland.

Trusty · 17 May 2017 at 19:02

Diddums said:
His mom used to be smokin hot when we were kids. We even went exploring in her bedroom, as young boys do, and found all manner of grown up toys.

Also, we were basically brothers as kids, inseperable. Then he moved to another country and so did I. 23 years later we're two completely different people. Even though he lives his life and I live mine, I don't have the heart to tell him to **** off. He's clearly made some bad decisions in life and I wish him all the best but I want nothing to do with him. I'll just continue ignoring him, screw it.

Is he someone you'd like as a friend if he wasnt making poor decisions? Maybe help him by being honest and say you think his life is going in the wrong direction. Im not sure if he would take that in the wrong way or not as i don't know him, he might know it himself that he needs to do things differently in life. Depends how you view it but something good could come out of it.

McBain · 17 May 2017 at 19:08

I fear for OP.

Rozzy85 · 17 May 2017 at 19:13

This Diddums thread did not disappoint.

robfosters · 17 May 2017 at 20:05

Diddums said:
Unemployed, on the dole, "had an accident which broke his leg", girlfriend can't enter the UK because she's got a record for smuggling "but it's not her fault, she was caught in an op that went sideways", parents don't speak to him, history of drugs, I can go on and on.

I think we've found Tony Williams.

Has he got a van?

Diddums · 17 May 2017 at 20:07

Yes. No. Maybe. Dunno.

robfosters · 17 May 2017 at 20:09

Diddums said:
Yes. No. Maybe. Dunno.

Alternatively, go through his photos and see if you can find any evidence of a KFC addiction.

Diddums · 17 May 2017 at 20:10

He disappeared off Facebook for a couple of months, then rejoined, sent me another friend request and said he disappeared off Facebook because "too many random people were contacting him".

Mhmmmmm.

[FnG]magnolia · 17 May 2017 at 22:08

It sounds like he wants to make love to you :cool:

dacads · 17 May 2017 at 22:24

Poo through his letterbox?