GF is coming home for Christmas!!

Rossmac

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And only me and my parents know...

SO

I ask how best to surprise her family on the 21st December with a special package from America? We've thought of her just walking in and saying hello as though things are just normal that she's home... but it doesn't seem 'fun' enough!

Anyone have any fun ideas?

Lettuce snow cher!
 
Ingredients:

A large wrapped box
Four days worth of sleeping pills
Gullible GF

Procedure:

Obvious from ingredients.
 
put her in a giant box and slap a delivery label etc on the side to make it official then ring door bell carrying said box and say this was on the door step!

then she can burst out and scare them. (plan only works if she isnt heavy)
 
Borrow a baby and do the walking in as normal with her carrying said baby. If no baby is on loan then substitute with wrapped up doll.
 
You should record a video first of your g/f giving a mesage to her parents... make sure its a heart warming message to get them all emotional and then just after its done have them go into the next room where your g/f is sitting. guarenteed tears and happiness
 
Get her to stand outside the house and ring her parents on her mobile and do the long distance happy Christmas thing over the phone, and when she ends the call get her to knock on the front door!
 
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Rossmac said:
And only me and my parents know...

SO

I ask how best to surprise her family on the 21st December with a special package from America? We've thought of her just walking in and saying hello as though things are just normal that she's home... but it doesn't seem 'fun' enough!

Anyone have any fun ideas?

Lettuce snow cher!
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Theres nothing like surprising a family 4 days before xmas, so they have to change plans rush out last second to buy gifts, change other peoples plans for where they were going to be for xmas and the like. For instance what if her parents are going to Newcastle to their other kids family for xmas. When they hear she's back they want to be around her for xmas so everyone from Newcastle now has to come down to, Southampton.

Obviously depends on what the parents are likely doing for xmas and where your GF is planning to spend xmas day, with them or with you and your family.

But a surprise that late on could simply mean a tonne of stress and crap for 13 seconds of reaction. If theres any risk they might be doing something for xmas they'd want to change completely if she's around, tell them asap. If they are shut in's that live down the road from where you and your family live and you can literally walk to their house on xmas day, then it might be a nice surprise.


A funny surprise though is invite them round, be having very loud sex and leave the front door open so they come in to catch you cheating and ta-da it turns out their daughter is back.
 
^TANK^ said:
Get her to stand outside the house and ring her parents on her mobile and do the long distance happy Christmas thing over the phone, and when she ends the call get her to knock on the front door!
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Do that one.

It sounds the simplest and most effective way, all bar walking in but that's a bit unoriginal for me. :)

Failing that if your parents drive you could get one of them to take you to the shops for something and have your gf previously hide in the back of the car. When one of your parents get in the car get her to sit up in the back so that when they look in the mirror they'll notice her sitting there. :D
 
It would be good if the daughter surprises her dad at work ,And for added dramtical effect is shot by a machine gun. This will make the father absolutly gutted. However to make this even more of a emotional rollercoaster it turns out its actually a robot from the future! When hes going though the emotions of loosing his only daughter, the real daughter should appear so hes confused but more importantly really happy.... until the robot shoots him..

Dam i good they should make it into a movie or something.
 
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^TANK^ said:
Get her to stand outside the house and ring her parents on her mobile and do the long distance happy Christmas thing over the phone, and when she ends the call get her to knock on the front door!
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THIS. Simple and effective methinks
 
get her family all in the living room make sure its dark hit the lights she'll sneak in and switch the lights back on and bam your david blaine lol
 
drunkenmaster said:
Theres nothing like surprising a family 4 days before xmas, so they have to change plans rush out last second to buy gifts, change other peoples plans for where they were going to be for xmas and the like. For instance what if her parents are going to Newcastle to their other kids family for xmas. When they hear she's back they want to be around her for xmas so everyone from Newcastle now has to come down to, Southampton.

Obviously depends on what the parents are likely doing for xmas and where your GF is planning to spend xmas day, with them or with you and your family.

But a surprise that late on could simply mean a tonne of stress and crap for 13 seconds of reaction. If theres any risk they might be doing something for xmas they'd want to change completely if she's around, tell them asap. If they are shut in's that live down the road from where you and your family live and you can literally walk to their house on xmas day, then it might be a nice surprise.
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Oh do shut up.
 
^TANK^ said:
Get her to stand outside the house and ring her parents on her mobile and do the long distance happy Christmas thing over the phone, and when she ends the call get her to knock on the front door!
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Or a slight variation: pretend to be the police, and break the news that she's just been killed in a terrible car crash, then knock on the door.

That way their appreciation will be greater.
 
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Ziggy said:
Or a slight variation: pretend to be the police, and break the news that she's just been killed in a terrible car crash, then knock on the door.

That way their appreciation will be greater.
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Only one problem with that, the police would visit the family and would 99.99% of the time be invited in to talk about it and the chances are they would be so distraught that they would fail to see the funny side.

IMO
 
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