Girl Q: comeback for.. "ain't you cold?"

eatcustard · 28 Sep 2010 at 07:12

No...but you are.

Then stare and point at her jugs.

semi-pro waster · 28 Sep 2010 at 07:14

It's a test and I'm sorry to report but you've failed, you should have replied that you weren't cold and proceeded to strip off before roaring "I am man, feel my power". At that point she'll be so impressed with your raw masculinity she will be literally cowering in a corner...

Begbie · 28 Sep 2010 at 07:20

Pipe down.

So anywho, how long have you been in love for?

benneh · 28 Sep 2010 at 07:27

Trip her over and steal her ruler.

SMN · 28 Sep 2010 at 07:42

Surely if you live in London the appropriate response would be to stab her while filming it on your phone?

freak2002 · 28 Sep 2010 at 07:54

her: aint you cold
you: dont worry love its still big enough ;-)

oh and

Begbie said:
how long have you been in love for?

fretted · 28 Sep 2010 at 08:04

SMN said:
Surely if you live in London the appropriate response would be to stab her while filming it on your phone?

Love it!

fretted · 28 Sep 2010 at 08:05

I also think the OP is in love with subject girl

markweatherill · 28 Sep 2010 at 08:12

fretted said:
I also think the OP is in love with subject girl

From the information so far, it's clear that subject girl is in love with OP.
and.... PICS.

MattTheTall77 · 28 Sep 2010 at 08:16

RimBlock said:
"The important parts are lovely and warm, feel free to check if you like."

RB

haha, best one!

jellybeard999 · 28 Sep 2010 at 08:16

Looking at you, you're sure not hot either.

FNGsam · 28 Sep 2010 at 08:19

Or maybe its a huge burn because your ugly and not a hot guy.

B@Th*nG · 28 Sep 2010 at 08:20

i'm voting for some derivative of "you can come and warm me up if you're worried", smmmoooofffthh

B@

Cosimo · 28 Sep 2010 at 08:27

Tell her you won’t be cold if she comes to the bicycle shed with you.

chimaera · 28 Sep 2010 at 09:16

benneh said:
Trip her over and steal her ruler.

This, it's the only way to show how alpha you are.

Pookie Bear · 28 Sep 2010 at 09:24

"no, the cream I rub on my rashes acts as insulation"

FNGsam · 28 Sep 2010 at 09:29

Honestly asking that question on OCUK is only at best going to make you second guess any underlying suggestions possible. She is probably just cold and making conversation unless their are any other instances where she seems to be making an advance.

This being said though your only option is still to trip her over and steal her ruler.

Andr3w · 28 Sep 2010 at 09:31

Pixel said:
"Not as cold as the void between your legs."

hahahahah

win

cHk4 · 28 Sep 2010 at 09:34

Fossil said:
Before you say 'smash her pasty', she has a bf!

What's your point?

utajoker · 28 Sep 2010 at 09:35

"arn't you cold?"

"no im fine, but thank you for asking"