Girl Q: comeback for.. "ain't you cold?"

edscdk · 28 Sep 2010 at 09:36

how about

"you are next on my list to be raped and murdered, I cannot wait to ride you cold dead ass"

antijoke · 28 Sep 2010 at 09:36

Do you sit next to her?

How about:

I would be warmer if I wasn't sat next to the Ice Queen.

Knubje · 28 Sep 2010 at 09:37

Fossil said:
There is a girl in my class and for the past week has been asking me "ain't you cold?"

...No good at comebacks...

"How appropriate, you fight like a cow!"

Janesy B · 28 Sep 2010 at 09:37

"Why yes I am cold, can I chop you into pieces and burn you for warmth?"

Stringy · 28 Sep 2010 at 09:38

"Yes, unfortunately not everybody can be as hot as you"

Followed by a high five with a comrade (unless you have no friends, in which case self-5 or high five with the girl)

Dup · 28 Sep 2010 at 09:39

- "Aren't you cold?"

"No, i'm just cool"

"You know what's cooler than being cool?"

"ICE COLD!"

Then start singing Hey Ya by Outkast and moonwalk out the door.

antijoke · 28 Sep 2010 at 09:39

How about a free chicken nugget?

I'm Sub Zero! FINISH HER!

Badgi · 28 Sep 2010 at 09:42

You mean to say the age old response "Your Mum!" wouldn't suffice, what has the world come to?!

antijoke · 28 Sep 2010 at 09:43

"Not as cold as your mums bed!"

Firestar_3x · 28 Sep 2010 at 09:45

Give her a wet willy.

JBod · 28 Sep 2010 at 09:46

"Sorry? I don't speak chav"

or simply "Yes"

Knubje · 28 Sep 2010 at 09:47

Firestar_3x said:
Give her a wet willy.

And then lick his finger and put it in her ear, amirite?

twist3d0n3 · 28 Sep 2010 at 09:48

dirty sanchez her

Gilly · 28 Sep 2010 at 09:55

So's yer face.

Works in any given situation.

Firestar_3x · 28 Sep 2010 at 09:59

Knubje said:
And then lick his finger and put it in her ear, amirite?

I feel she will like both equally, reminds me of this:

DailyGeek · 28 Sep 2010 at 10:00

"Ain't you cold?"

"My dear lady, how common. Perhaps you should remove some of your outer garments, the heat must have gone to your head. It is 'Are you not cold?' - you stupid ****ing wench. Good day."

Duke_ · 28 Sep 2010 at 10:01

+1 for B@'s suggestion

Pestilence · 28 Sep 2010 at 10:01

"Only emotionally..."

Megahurtz400 · 28 Sep 2010 at 10:03

I WILL DESTROY YOUR ANUS!!!!!!

Morgoth · 28 Sep 2010 at 10:03

Dup said:
- "Aren't you cold?"

"No, i'm just cool"

"You know what's cooler than being cool?"

"ICE COLD!"

Then start singing Hey Ya by Outkast and moonwalk out the door.

Ahaha.