Girls on the Internet

[K1LLSW1TCH]

Why is it that threads on pretty much any forum that involve a girl will be noticeably larger than pretty much every other thread on said forum. I'm not talking about these forums by the way, even though it has been guilty of it before, but seriously, I'm a member on a couple of other forums and as soon as a girl creates a thread asking a question the thread just descends into every guy in the thread trying to make himself look bigger, better or more clever than every other guy in thread.

Do some people REALLY have no other contact with any other people ever? And this is why it has to descend into something akin to virtual flexing?

 

[Tummy]

There are girls on the internet?

 

[antijoke]

There are girls on the internet?

I don't believe it to be honest.

 

[Cosimo]

There are people outside the internet?

 

[Bubo]

Why is it that threads on pretty much any forum that involve a girl will be noticeably larger than pretty much every other thread on said forum.

Because...

every guy in the thread trying to make himself look bigger, better or more clever than every other guy in thread.

 

[BennyC]

What do we do if a girl comes into this thread?!

 

[G-MAN2004]

The Internet?

 

[Musty Pie]

There are guys on the Internet pretending to be girls?

This is more accurate

 

[True_Scotsman]

What do we do if a girl comes into this thread?!

/joins bandwagon

Girls on OCuK?

 

[wannabedamned]

What do we do if a girl comes into this thread?!

E-Peen Competition

 

[CatMangler]

I have heard of these before now fictional beasts, you mean they are real!!!

 

[wannabedamned]

I have heard of these before now fictional beasts, you mean they are real!!!

There's probably about a 98% chance they are not real, on a user by user basis

 

[BrightonBelle]

There are girls on the internet?

/joins bandwagon

Girls on OCuK?

I have heard of these before now fictional beasts, you mean they are real!!!

No way!

BB x

 

[Andelusion]

<Grabs BB, bares teeth and growls at everyone else>

GRRRR!

 

[antijoke]

Wannabe.

 

[wordy]

No way!

BB x

Indeed, I'm guessing your user name should be Brighton Ben.

 

[K1LLSW1TCH]

<Grabs BB, bares teeth and growls at everyone else>

GRRRR!

LOL!

 

[CatMangler]

Now they are confirmed to be a real entity perhaps we could plunge this thread into one filled with ceaseless innuendo and smut

 

[gumbald]

They've all got beards.

 

[I get around]

I don't often the OP's name so I don't really see the relevance of gender, you can't always tell if they're female by name either.

Also, always assume a girl on the internet is a guy, if they're prooved to be a girl then assume they're the fattest, hairiest, ugliest, smelliest girl you've ever seen until prooved otherwise.