Can you not perhaps buy a 1600 even, to get you through the month and then sell it on?
Chain buy and return cpus within allowed period

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Can you not perhaps buy a 1600 even, to get you through the month and then sell it on?
Did you actually read the info on the Github page you downloaded that program from? I just did and it clearly says if you get JIT popups (like the one you posted) then you need to close them all before the actual script will print an error, and it's caused by a hardware error.
With respect, if you rely on your machine for work surely you are either (1) employed and it's your employer's problem, or (2) self employed and have some kind of plan for when hardware - inevitably - fails? This CPU definitely needs RMA. Can you not perhaps buy a 1600 even, to get you through the month and then sell it on?
You can try AMD RMA, but from what others experienced, it takes about a month or so from the first ticket to actually getting a replacement.
I tried to RMA my 1700 since it has the SEGV issue too, but the amount of hoops they asked me to jump through was just annoying:
Go over to r/AMD on reddit and you'll find plenty of people complaining about the RMA process, those are just the first steps, but we're going a bit off topic here.Let's be real here, a screencap of the BIOS and one of your case along with a brief description of your hardware and max temps is hardly an arduous ask is it? You put more info than than in 90% of your posts on here.
I'm failing to see how anyone that lives in Central London
1.) Doesn't have a phone
2.) Doesn't have a credit card to buy a new processor with or spare cash
3.) Works from home, with no means of income and no fail-over system or back-up plan.
My advice, move of out the crap hole that is London, save £1000 per month on rent, have a better quality of and be able to buy all of the stuff you want as you'll not be paying through the nose to live in the stupidest idea of a city in the U.K.
Oh hey, that's actually pretty snappy!
Hope you get it fast, I might give phoning them a try to RMA my 1700.
So what are going to replace Ryzen with?
Could this be the segfault issue some early ryzen CPU's had?
If you have changed everything then it points to CPU or motherboard.
Might be moving to Canada in the future, as for the UK, London is where all my friends are as well as Slimelight is.