Gluing metal to skin?

Prophet · 3 Sep 2010 at 11:56

Robbie G said:
Isn't that a bit of a leap from just wanting to attach some metal plugs to his ears?

I think he's had too much coffee this morning mate.

Adsta · 3 Sep 2010 at 12:44

I will go with the bandwagon of superglue. It fixes everything

Prophet · 3 Sep 2010 at 12:46

Adsta said:
I will go with the bandwagon of superglue. It fixes everything

I've just phoned a fancy dress shop in Derby who sell Spirit Gum which is desigend for this kinda stuff.

anksta will be pleased as it's only £1.99 so falls we within his 5 quid budget

Participant · 3 Sep 2010 at 12:47

But think of the EFFFORRRRT!!

TangoSixteen · 3 Sep 2010 at 12:49

Robbie G said:
But think of the EFFFORRRRT!!

I know, imagine putting some EEEFFFFORRTTTT into having a bit of fun.

wozza2k · 3 Sep 2010 at 13:06

PVA glue, apply to whole face and later peel it off for the finale, shouting 'My FACE it's MELTTTTINGGGG!!!!!

Prophet · 3 Sep 2010 at 13:59

wozza2k said:
PVA glue, apply to whole face and later peel it off for the finale, shouting 'My FACE it's MELTTTTINGGGG!!!!!

I have that planned for Halloween

Hades · 3 Sep 2010 at 14:04

You could try welding it?

Le_Petit_Lapin · 3 Sep 2010 at 14:07

Just use superglue.

ElectroBlaster · 3 Sep 2010 at 14:18

People look at you funny when you say "Superglue". But then I found out the stuff was supposedly invented for the vietnam war to glue wounds together... :eek:

Also I seem to suffer from really dry skin on my hands which will get so bad that it splits and creates open wounds that will not heal so somebody on the forum suggested superglue and ive never looked back! It works wonders and eventually comes off so there's no harm done

afaik anyway!

Participant · 3 Sep 2010 at 14:19

ElectroBlaster said:
People look at you funny when you say "Superglue". But then I found out the stuff was supposedly invented for the vietnam war to glue wounds together...

Facepalm

Tefal · 3 Sep 2010 at 15:06

ElectroBlaster said:
People look at you funny when you say "Superglue". But then I found out the stuff was supposedly invented for the vietnam war to glue wounds together...

No super glue was invented in WW2 to make cheap plastic gun sights.

But it clogged the machines up so couldn't be used.

Stretch · 3 Sep 2010 at 15:10

Why exactly is super glue so "super"?

EDIT:

Applying cyanoacrylate to materials made of cotton or wool (such as cotton swabs, cotton balls, and certain yarns or fabrics) results in a powerful, rapid exothermic reaction. The heat released may cause minor burns, and if enough cyanoacrylate is used, the reaction is capable of igniting the cotton product, as well as releasing irritating vapor in the form of white smoke.

I see.

I find it hard to comprehend why medical threads aren't allowed but we're all free to give advice on how to glue metal someone's face.

Edward78 · 3 Sep 2010 at 15:26

PianoBasher said:
Jizz

Oh god, you do know what that is right??

Prophet · 3 Sep 2010 at 15:36

Stretch said:
Why exactly is super glue so "super"?

EDIT:

I see.

I find it hard to comprehend why medical threads aren't allowed but we're all free to give advice on how to glue metal someone's face.

It's the resulting injury and how to remedy it we can't discuss

tr1cky · 3 Sep 2010 at 15:54

No more nails

G-MAN2004 · 3 Sep 2010 at 15:56

Orange Peel said:
Similar results to that of mustard

Stretch · 3 Sep 2010 at 15:58

Orange Peel said:
It's the resulting injury and how to remedy it we can't discuss

In that case I suggest a glue gun or stitching it on with fishing line. Who wants to wait for glue to dry, so inconvenient.

Jony27 · 3 Sep 2010 at 16:21

ntg · 3 Sep 2010 at 17:18

Tefal said:
neodymium magnets will do the trick.

Also handy if you want to attach a spanner to your face

Magnets? How do they work??