Soldato
You have a fixation with plastic screen protectors, but I've only seen people mention glass ones on here. Are you okay with glass ones? Either way, why keep going on about plastic when I don't think anyone has mentioned them?
(For the record, I generally don't use a screen protector, but when I have it's a glass one and they feel no different to the actual screen. As has been mentioned, it's usually just that millimetre or so of gap to the edge that I don't like)
I accept it's my issue / OCD
I do still have issues with glass ones as well