Gypsies

[Jono]

Something's been bothering me today...

Whenever you see gypsies by the side of the road they have a pony or 3. Why? I guess they used to use them to pull their wooden caravans. But now they have a Transit van to pull their modern caravan.

Yet they still have ponies.

Why?!

 

[Jono]

Turns out one of them had won the lottery 3 weeks ago. 5 milion quid, can you belive it!








He wanted paying in Travellers Cheques!

Who let Tommy Cooper in here?

All I asked about was ponies.