Happy Valentines Day OcUK

semi-pro waster · 14 Feb 2011 at 11:04

PapaLazaru said:
My missus is cooking me a three course dinner tonight and has promised me she will answer the door in her sexy underwear.

Do you have to ring first to let her know when to answer the door or is she just going to answer the door any time in sexy underwear? If it's the latter then you might end up with some very shocked Jehovah's Witnesses.

Fireskull said:
Damn too slow

You could always say that you want Zefan to be your valentine and you'll then get whatever he's got... Interpret that whichever way you want.

Happy Valentine's Day folks.

Admiral Huddy · 14 Feb 2011 at 11:06

My wife's expecting Roses.. but I think she just likes the pricks.

Craig1981 · 14 Feb 2011 at 11:08

semi-pro waster said:
Do you have to ring first to let her know when to answer the door or is she just going to answer the door any time in sexy underwear? If it's the latter then you might end up with some very shocked Jehovah's Witnesses.

Serves em right! Those cheeky buggers came to my door on Christmas Day once. I told em to bugger off! :mad:

Murray · 14 Feb 2011 at 11:32

Happy Valentines OcUK *cuddles & kisses*

For the whole of today im going to put kisses at the end of my posts.

Love Murray x

GreenMint · 14 Feb 2011 at 11:39

Happy VD

The Dread Pirate · 14 Feb 2011 at 11:40

TimBrad said:
Happy VD

Back On topic happy Valentines Day all! I love you guys!

Tonyator · 14 Feb 2011 at 12:51

Happy valentines Day everyone! Love you all!

Kerplunk · 14 Feb 2011 at 13:04

Valentines day makes me sick!!

Vonhelmet · 14 Feb 2011 at 13:06

PapaLazaru said:
My missus is cooking me a three course dinner tonight and has promised me she will answer the door in her sexy underwear.

I've been collected from the station in a long coat and sexy underwear before now.

Winrar.

alx · 14 Feb 2011 at 13:07

Anyone know any good VD jokes?

Kerplunk · 14 Feb 2011 at 13:08

alx said:
Anyone know any good VD jokes?

Rohypnol

jcb33 · 14 Feb 2011 at 13:09

Indeed Happy Valentines, much love to all of OcUK....

Now to spend the rest of the day at work, then dinner with the cat.... Fun!

Jcb33.

Delvis · 14 Feb 2011 at 13:30

I despise Valentines day, its just a stupid money making scheme, I didnt even bother with it last year and it was our first year together

Got her a card this year atleast...

Infact, I think we're having last night left overs for dinner tonight

Admiral Huddy · 14 Feb 2011 at 13:36

alx said:
Anyone know any good VD jokes?

I'm itching for some too.

The Dread Pirate · 14 Feb 2011 at 13:37

alx said:
Anyone know any good VD jokes?

Sadly all the ones I know aren't family friendly but hey neither is VD

Delvis · 14 Feb 2011 at 13:38

Admiral Huddy said:
I'm itching for some too.

Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a very smart jeweller's shop in Hatton Garden, London.

The jeweller inquired, 'Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?'

Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, 'No, instead engrave "To my one and only love".'
The jeweller smiled and said, 'Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.'

Roger retorted with a glint in his eye, 'Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.'

Tefal · 14 Feb 2011 at 13:44

Capn' $qu!ff said:
Sadly all the ones I know aren't family friendly but hey neither is VD

It is if you're from Alabama.

Cosimo · 14 Feb 2011 at 13:46

Admiral Huddy said:
My wife's expecting Roses.. but I think she just likes the pricks.

She'll get one.