Has this ever happened to you before (guys)?!

I can't 'go' if theres anyone like that, which makes the situation even worse when I'm pretty much standing there for no reason.
 
Only once, although like a few others this was in a London train station (my first day in London too), some black guy I think, he was just standing there stroking it, it was huge too. I was probably a bit naive because I didn't think people did weird stuff like that.
 
I'd have made it obvious I knew he was looking by using the non guiding hand to form a viewing sheild over the penis.

Never had it happen to me though, I always use the one gap rule but more often use a cubicle.
 
One night in a bar/pub in Bedford I went to use the gents. It was an old style porcelain "trough" arrangement down one wall of a very narrow room - empty, so I went to the far end. Mid evacuation, two other guys came in and began their business. It crossed my mind that I was nearly done, and if they weren't quick, I'd have to do the "awkward squeeze" behind them...

What I didn't expect was for the two other guys to kiss each other quite so much, and begin... er... "extra curricular" activities!!

I decided blatant nonchalance was the order of the day so uttered a "scuse me chap" to the first guy, then they squeezed up a bit to let me out...
 
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