Have you ever actually broken your keyboard...

[Sic]

by spitting on it? is this new new LMAO?!

"omg dude, you owe me a new keyboard, i just spat fanta all over it!"

did you really?! because a part of me thinks that you didnt.

 

[robmiller]

It's a very old and very unfunny catchphrase.

 

[Sic]

i've just noticed that EVERYONE says it all the time. first time i was like "yeah, that's quite funny" but now i feel we need something new.

 

[Vonhelmet]

It's a very old and very unfunny catchphrase.

I bet it happened, like, once, and then everyone decided to say it.

A more believable one would be:

"ARGH! Dude, I've got my cat on my lap and I just started laughing and it stuck its claws in my giblets! ARGH!"

 

[Nix]

YOMANK!!

 

[Arcade Fire]

I've genuinely spat on my keyboard before. Once. A long time ago.

It still worked afterwards, though.

 

[Nix]

I've laughed drinking before and that actually went over my monitor.

 

[DRZ]

I have never, ever spat anything out due to laughter.

I have control over myself.

 

[Sic]

I have control over myself.

i think we all know that's not true!!

(you can't ban me from IRC, im not there!! )

 

[alexakasloth]

Never.

 

[DRZ]

i think we all know that's not true!!

OK then. The next time I lose control, you leave with an axe in your face

 

[Stretch]

It's more likely to come out of your nose before it comes out of your mouth. I've done this before and it's very unpleasant. I wasn't on my computer at the time ether.

 

[pyro]

I'v punched it hard enough to brake it, yes, but not spat on it.

 

[Sic]

OK then. The next time I lose control, you leave with an axe in your face

and you leave with a keyboard up your nose

hoohaa!!

 

[Rich_L]

I once broke it over the head of some punk that challenged me, then spat on the mixed remains of his skull and my keyboard.

That's how funny I found it.