Soldato
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Have you "found" something you shouldn't have...
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Soldato
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my ex's dad asked me to stick all his PC stuff onto CDs (back before DVDs) before he emigrated to australia.
as i was looking through i found various pics of himself naked (holding his happy soldier in his hands) and some of the mother, all her bits out wearing lingerie. not a nice thing to find!!
i could never look them in their faces after that
secondly, many years ago. whilst having an after club party at a mate's house we found a blow-up doll. since he had crashed out on the couch we found his camera and took a pic of him and the doll. then put it all back as if nothing happened. he never said he found the photos
this was baxk when camera film had to be developed so i guess he got very embarassed when he went into Boots!
embarassingly on me:
after moving back from uni i found out my mum had decorated my room and my porn stash had been removed from the hiding plave. nothing was said of it!
another one: we recently moved house and my father in law helped. it just so happend to be him that moved a big box of vinyl records, which had 1 old porn mag stashed between records. i still get the pee taken out of me for that!
as i was looking through i found various pics of himself naked (holding his happy soldier in his hands) and some of the mother, all her bits out wearing lingerie. not a nice thing to find!!
i could never look them in their faces after that
secondly, many years ago. whilst having an after club party at a mate's house we found a blow-up doll. since he had crashed out on the couch we found his camera and took a pic of him and the doll. then put it all back as if nothing happened. he never said he found the photos
this was baxk when camera film had to be developed so i guess he got very embarassed when he went into Boots! embarassingly on me:
after moving back from uni i found out my mum had decorated my room and my porn stash had been removed from the hiding plave. nothing was said of it!
another one: we recently moved house and my father in law helped. it just so happend to be him that moved a big box of vinyl records, which had 1 old porn mag stashed between records. i still get the pee taken out of me for that!
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I was asked to fix a mates PC a few years back and found loads of obscene pictures of him and his wife naked etc. 
I was asked to fix a mates PC a few years back and found loads of obscene pictures of him and his wife naked etc.
any good?
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Sadly not, badly packed Kebab springs to mind.
Associate
Found an adult movie in the DVD of a woman's laptop which I was repairing. I took it out and returned it to her in a brown envelope. Nothing more was said.
Found / stumbled accross some pics of a guy who's laptop I was repairing. He'd taken some pics of himself 'all excited' in order to post them on a dating / adult website.
Just a mere couple of humerous exploits in my 23 year history of repairing PC's.
Found / stumbled accross some pics of a guy who's laptop I was repairing. He'd taken some pics of himself 'all excited' in order to post them on a dating / adult website.
Just a mere couple of humerous exploits in my 23 year history of repairing PC's.
All I heard was a couple of seconds of him talking filth, to be fair, my mum could've been out shopping and he could've been on his own .. not sure if that's better or worse though.
Must have been about 30 years ago, when I found the same. Both my parents were fixed.
Posh **** (rhymes with bank).
Soldato
love it
<big fast show fan>
have you seen the new ones on youtube?
Nope, new ones?. Excellent. I'll have a look.
I stumbled upon all my dad's porn mags. Good times
On the flip side for me - My mum came to help move my stuff out of my uni place and take me home when i had finished uni. We were searching behind stuff to check i hadnt left anything behind and after looking behind my bedside table, she suddenly stopped and said " I think you should clear up behind there" and walked away. I went over to have a look and there was a tied up used condom on the floor behind/semi-underneath my bedside table....
On the flip side for me - My mum came to help move my stuff out of my uni place and take me home when i had finished uni. We were searching behind stuff to check i hadnt left anything behind and after looking behind my bedside table, she suddenly stopped and said " I think you should clear up behind there" and walked away. I went over to have a look and there was a tied up used condom on the floor behind/semi-underneath my bedside table....
No offense, but how can you just stumble accross such images? Surely you had to be having a cheeky route around?
Soldato
When I was in my first year at uni I moved into a private house as the halls of residence were all full. My landlord (who lived in the house too) let me watch his VHS tapes whenever I fancied a movie. Having worked through the vast majority of them during my first year I happened upon an unlabelled one at the back. Oh, how I look back at naive young me and wish I could take back my "I wonder what this is?"
I duly popped the tape in to the VHS player and flopped on to the sofa. The tape actually started about halfway through (I wasn't even smart enough to notice that!) and in the 2 or 3 seconds it took me to hurtle across the room to turn off the TV I saw an image which is indelibly burnt into my brain. A young guy was lying on his back whilst 5 guys tossed their cookies over him.
The truly sad part of this episode was the sudden realisation that that was the reason Mike had never had a woman round in all the time I'd been there, never discussed going on a date etc. Man, I was dumb.
I duly popped the tape in to the VHS player and flopped on to the sofa. The tape actually started about halfway through (I wasn't even smart enough to notice that!) and in the 2 or 3 seconds it took me to hurtle across the room to turn off the TV I saw an image which is indelibly burnt into my brain. A young guy was lying on his back whilst 5 guys tossed their cookies over him.
The truly sad part of this episode was the sudden realisation that that was the reason Mike had never had a woman round in all the time I'd been there, never discussed going on a date etc. Man, I was dumb.
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This thread is on a one way road to locksville.
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Me and a friend were looking through another friends PC while he was out, and found a file containing his homemade porn 
Soldato
Whwen I was in 6th form I missed a party (Damn you appendix!) where the guests found the host's Mum's huge vibrator collection. The ensuing vibrator races were the talk of the school for months and a common source of amusement whenever old school mates meet up.
Isn't everyones dad one? I remember mine coming home one day many years ago with 4 video recorders and 2 dustbin bags full of porn vids.
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