Have you "found" something you shouldn't have...

when i was around 9 years old i found a rambo knife in some long grass next to a park, some older teenage kid took it off me.

there was a gypsy site near by so it probabl belonged to one of them , near my house we use to find porno mags in the bushs a lot aswell.

(this was all back in the late 80s/ early 90s
 
I've been wondering whether anyone here would be the following person:

Girlfriend (now ex) and I were at a car boot sale getting rid of a load of tat from our house, including a few books.

So these two guys walk up and start looking at the books, and as they leaf through one, the guy holding it nudges his mate, they both look up at us, back down, back up, close the book and hand it to my missus, saying, "You should probably check you've not left anything in any of these books..."

Turns out there was a photo in there of her from a previous relationship demonstrating her ability to fit things in her front bottom, like a lynx can, for example...

:o :eek: :rolleyes: ;)
 
dodgem said:
I've been wondering whether anyone here would be the following person:

Girlfriend (now ex) and I were at a car boot sale getting rid of a load of tat from our house, including a few books.

So these two guys walk up and start looking at the books, and as they leaf through one, the guy holding it nudges his mate, they both look up at us, back down, back up, close the book and hand it to my missus, saying, "You should probably check you've not left anything in any of these books..."

Turns out there was a photo in there of her from a previous relationship demonstrating her ability to fit things in her front bottom, like a lynx can, for example...

:o :eek: :rolleyes: ;)
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oh wow :D
 
This was the most wierd experience of my life I have to admit it.

I was at uni with a load of lads and they lived in the quite large house they all lived together in that house there must have been about 5 or 6 rooms. The room on the top of the house was always locked and I asked my mate who lived in that room becuase I had never seen anyone ever go in or out of there or anything, my mate said that sometimes the landlord would come over and stay.

Well over the next few months they all moved out and there was only 2 people left in the house at this time. My mate lets called him Bryan said to me

`I really want to see whats in the landlords room upstairs becuase i have lived here for 3 years and never been in that room and it has always bugged me why he comes to stay here`

So we kinda broke into the room upstairs and all that is in there is a bed and a wardrope. We open the wardrope to find lots of different womens dresses and various super hero outfits and other random wierd items of clothing. In the bottom of this wardrope was a suitcase. Inside the suitcase were various sexual items like lube and there was a large assortment of ***** of various shapes and sizes and well I will never forget the image for as long as I live but they were used looking and mostly stained brown. We just put the stuff back and left the room.

Bryan says to me ` I wish I wasnt so courious about that room now` and we all started laughing for ages.
 
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