Hello, my name is Feek and I am an addict

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I realised yesterday that I'm genuinely an addict. I'm a cheese addict. Our surgery opens at 08:00 for telephone appointments so I called this morning and they put me straight through to the doctor.

I explained my symptoms and he agreed, I'm a cheddar addict.

But he said it's only mild.
 
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That was a gouda one, but I'd already guessed the punchline. Far too brie-sy.

On a serious note: with tier 4 lockdowns, isolation etc, anyone else found they are eating a terrifying amount of cheese and biscuits? Or just me?
 
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I too was a cheese addict, be careful it's very hard to shift the weight once you get sober. I still weigh a ton and it's really grating on me.
 
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