HELP! ME! (VALENTIME POEM) PLZZZZ

elmuzzy66. · 14 Feb 2011 at 04:39

kylew said:
I have no idea what you're talking about.

At least it sounded right, which works well when you're tired. I don't know what I'm doing up.

hoisted by my own petard

at least im paid to be up

G|mp · 14 Feb 2011 at 07:12

Roses are red
Ivy is twisted
Bend over love
You're getting fisted

Ceryndrion · 14 Feb 2011 at 07:15

Roses are red, violets aren't green, if I were the king, would you be my queen?

Roses are red, violets are too, this card may be cheesy, but damn I love you..

Roses are spikey, so is this mace, it may be a moot point, but I think yer ace!

I bought you the chocolates, I bought you the pearl. Now shut up and ride me, Reverse-cowgirl.

Temi_D · 14 Feb 2011 at 07:18

The problem is if she googles the poem, this thread is gonna come up and she will find our you're a fake and dump you!

Derek W · 14 Feb 2011 at 07:44

I posted a serious reply last night and think some of you guys have just turned it into a joke now

Top marks for the surprise sex limerick though

Angilion · 14 Feb 2011 at 07:54

Roses are red
My penis is blue
I have chlamydia
You should get tested too.

Metalface Mark · 14 Feb 2011 at 08:17

STOP.......VALENTIME

filmboyforever · 14 Feb 2011 at 08:21

start valentine....

Schizo · 14 Feb 2011 at 08:27

roses are straight
violets are twisted,
bend over love
your about 2 get fI***d

Cosimo · 14 Feb 2011 at 08:38

Roses are blue
violets are red
I love you
so give me head

mothermachine · 14 Feb 2011 at 09:17

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a schizophrenic
And so am I

Morbius · 14 Feb 2011 at 09:20

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got hayfever
*Achoo*

fidget · 14 Feb 2011 at 09:27

Roses are straight,
Violets are twisted,
Bend over love,
You're gonna get fis**d.

Edit: Beaten by Schizo!

Morgoth · 14 Feb 2011 at 09:27

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Feeling drowsy yet?
I spiked your food

Pookie Bear · 14 Feb 2011 at 09:28

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I never **** the bed,
It must have been you.

toshj · 14 Feb 2011 at 09:33

stiv121 said:
Roses are red,

It's elementary,

Let's ring up a friend,

And try double-entry.

Eurgh, my dad just saw this and recited it to my mother...

Cupra · 14 Feb 2011 at 09:43

other than the winner i pointed out earlier

just put simply

dont turn this rape into a murder

[FnG]magnolia · 14 Feb 2011 at 09:46

Rose are red
Violets are blue
Is that a Bugatti Veyron?

Edrof · 14 Feb 2011 at 09:54

Surely one of these posters has done enough to earn the next Poet Laureateship!

G|mp · 14 Feb 2011 at 10:12

G|mp said:
Roses are red
Ivy is twisted
Bend over love
You're getting fisted

schizo said:
roses are straight
violets are twisted,
bend over love
your about 2 get fI***d

fidget said:
Roses are straight,
Violets are twisted,
Bend over love,
You're gonna get fis**d.

Edit: Beaten by Schizo!

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