Hey, Arseface!

CliffyBiro · 25 Mar 2009 at 18:33

Spotty teenager Sam Cummings has been nicknamed Craphead Slaphead because his acne spells out the word A-R-S-E.

The unfortunate 16-year-old, from Berkshire, says he has suffered from the spotty skin condition for years and has always had to put up with remarks about his blemishes from cruel classmates.

But things took a turn for the worse for the Titherton Secondary schoolboy when he woke up one morning last week and found his out of control zits had merged - and formed the word arse.

He said: “I’ve always had bad skin and didn’t think things could get any worse, but obviously I was wrong. I was horrified when I walked into the bathroom the other day and looked in the mirror.

“I literally did a double-take when I noticed my spots formed a-r-s-e and I tried everything to get them off.”

But sadly for Sam, his attempts to squeeze his spots into submission and cover them with his mum’s concealer were in vain.

Marky · 25 Mar 2009 at 18:34

This should be good!
*Awaits working picture

*

robgmun · 25 Mar 2009 at 18:34

unluckliest man alive

danielmp007 · 25 Mar 2009 at 18:34

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha...

Can anybody spot the problem here

Maccy · 25 Mar 2009 at 18:35

That can't seriously be real can it?

Source of the article skippi?

Greenlizard0 · 25 Mar 2009 at 18:35

danielmp007 said:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha...

Can anybody spot the problem here

Ac-ne believed you said that!

Andr3w · 25 Mar 2009 at 18:35

Poor kid lol

dangerstat · 25 Mar 2009 at 18:36

OMFG that is awesome, poor poor lad, anyone want to call "shopped"

Steve2000 · 25 Mar 2009 at 18:36

Shopped. Pixels.

Marky · 25 Mar 2009 at 18:36

Can I get the source?

Tinypic is blocked here :eek:

BloomerzUK · 25 Mar 2009 at 18:37

Pwned.

eXor · 25 Mar 2009 at 18:38

Eww.

There goes my appetite.

Ben M · 25 Mar 2009 at 18:38

"cover them with his mum’s concealer"

gay

paradigm · 25 Mar 2009 at 18:39

Hmm, the source (after scouring a few blogs with this "article" on it) was the Daily Sport. Oddly, the article no longer exists on the daily sport website.

I wonder why, could it be because (like all Daily Sport "stories") it is about as true as the likelyhood of me finding a gold bar up my ass tomorrow morning?

Martins · 25 Mar 2009 at 18:41

Without a source I call shopped.
JPEGSnoop agrees

EDIT: Ah, DailySport, must be true!

Marky · 25 Mar 2009 at 18:42

paradigm said:
Hmm, the source (after scouring a few blogs with this "article" on it) was the Daily Sport. Oddly, the article no longer exists on the daily sport website.

I wonder why, could it be because (like all Daily Sport "stories") it is about as true as the likelyhood of me finding a gold bar up my ass tomorrow morning?

Don't give them anymore ideas

V4NT0M · 25 Mar 2009 at 18:42

This is either;

1) Shopped.
or
2) Someone wrote arse on his head in something his skin had a reaction to.

JIM_BOB7813 · 25 Mar 2009 at 18:43

eXor · 25 Mar 2009 at 18:44

paradigm said:
Hmm, the source (after scouring a few blogs with this "article" on it) was the Daily Spot. Oddly, the article no longer exists on the daily spot website.

I wonder why, could it be because (like all Daily Spot "stories") it is about as true as the likelyhood of me finding a gold bar up my ass tomorrow morning?

It's true then.

CliffyBiro · 25 Mar 2009 at 18:44

Can't post the link.

Quite naughty stuff on the DailySport website.