Hickey...

panthro · 22 Dec 2010 at 03:58

If you use concealer you will end up getting it on your shirt and then everyone will know.
Best to just leave it and tell someone you were attacked by a gay ninja, but you managed to fight him off.

djmc0 · 22 Dec 2010 at 04:33

LOL Jesus Christ! I just opened MS Word and used it to reply/whatever. And then, I closed MS Word without a save. I believe it was a favour.

Skidder · 22 Dec 2010 at 06:12

Get your genitals involved in your sex life and you won't need to let people suck your neck.

Your only option is to get a turtle neck. You should wear it with a gold chain and v neck jumper and grow a moustache.

hurfdurf · 22 Dec 2010 at 06:18

Cut a new potato in half and hold it on the affected area to reduce the redness, then wear concealer.

MikeHunt79 · 22 Dec 2010 at 06:38

hurfdurf · 22 Dec 2010 at 06:43

I'm not joking about the new potato, it has worked for me twice, my sister told me about it and showed me in one of her girl magazines when I was a teenager.

shifty_uk · 22 Dec 2010 at 06:45

Ice, tooth paste, none of it works. Been there more times than I'd like, even had to go for interviews with shirts barely covering one. Still got the job

Nix · 22 Dec 2010 at 06:55

Just walk around work with an exaggerated limp with a highly content yet slightly self-pitying expression on your face. The mark on your neck will be the last thing they notice. That and your peers will be jealous as they know it's not the only thing that got nibbled.

Failing that, get another one on the other side of your neck for symmetry and glue some bolts on. If anyone asks... it's Christmas.

gillywibble · 22 Dec 2010 at 07:53

djmc0 said:
LOL Jesus Christ! I just opened MS Word and used it to reply/whatever. And then, I closed MS Word without a save. I believe it was a favour.

Most random reply ever.

Trusty · 22 Dec 2010 at 08:20

UK|AL said:
How did you guess? He was a Frisky fellow :O

But really going to try a collar but it's far to high, going to be a complete muppet and try to use concealer.

Why? You'll look more of a gimp using concealer than just going in and getting the jip. :rolleyes:

Freefaller · 22 Dec 2010 at 08:21

I forget how many teenagers browse this site! Ahhh hickeys... that brings back memories!

Cosimo · 22 Dec 2010 at 08:27

Wear a scarf and tell everyone that you're cold. Better still be a man and show it off.

UK|AL · 22 Dec 2010 at 12:28

Skidder said:
Get your genitals involved in your sex life and you won't need to let people suck your neck.

Your only option is to get a turtle neck. You should wear it with a gold chain and v neck jumper and grow a moustache.

Foreplay.

Freefaller said:
I forget how many teenagers browse this site! Ahhh hickeys... that brings back memories!

The worst part is i'm in my twenties, i just bruise very easily if someone nibbles my neck. There's been a few comments, my mums being the worst reaction. On break atm.

Stretch · 22 Dec 2010 at 12:30

Smear poo on it

nydryl · 22 Dec 2010 at 12:32

Just take the banter in good spirits. It's always funny when someone turns up with a hickey.

Knubje · 22 Dec 2010 at 12:33

UK|AL said:
Foreplay.

The worst part is i'm in my twenties, i just bruise very easily if someone nibbles my neck. There's been a few comments, my moms being the worst reaction.

Are you American?

If not, stop typing like one.

If so, unlucky

Skidder · 22 Dec 2010 at 12:34

UK|AL said:
Foreplay.

.............moms ............

You're doing it wrong.

And hickeys and moms means you are either American or you want to be. If it is the first, welcome my colonial brother, if the second, learn English.

Metalface Mark · 22 Dec 2010 at 12:35

You need 250 posts to unlock the secret how to remove a lovebite forum.

UK|AL · 22 Dec 2010 at 12:36

Metalface Mark said:
You need 250 posts to unlock the secret how to remove a lovebite forum.

4 more to go.

Edit: 3 now.

Admiral Huddy · 22 Dec 2010 at 12:37

UK|AL said:
To get to the point someone bit me on the neck, I wasn't impressed, and now I have a mark. I have to go to work tomorrow, does anyone know how to cover these things up? It's embarrassing.

Translated..

I have a love bite.. the wife/gf will kill me!

Do what I did when I was about 18.. pretend to get beaten up by throwing yourself from the top of the stairs whilst battering yourself with a rolling pin, then walk in front of a cyclist..!

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