Soldato
I ran a rabbits back leg over a couple of months ago, and then saw it in my mirror trying to hop away on one leg.
Hit a pheasant. What animals have you collected?
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Rabbits
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A large number of Rabbits, loads of birds, a few toads, an Owl.
Strangest one was a Ferret as I was driving across the Heads of the Valleys in Wales, I was so amazed to be seeing a black and white Ferret running across the road I forgot to try to avoid it.
I did get a Squirrel while riding my push bike, I avoided it with my front wheel problem is the rear wheel hit it, the poor little thing ran up the nearest tree and then fell out of it dead.
I did meet someone who hit a Giraffe in his Army truck while on training in Africa. He got back to base and told his Sargent, who promptly sent him back out with the Chef to go butcher it, it was the first fresh meat they had eaten all week.
Strangest one was a Ferret as I was driving across the Heads of the Valleys in Wales, I was so amazed to be seeing a black and white Ferret running across the road I forgot to try to avoid it.
I did get a Squirrel while riding my push bike, I avoided it with my front wheel problem is the rear wheel hit it, the poor little thing ran up the nearest tree and then fell out of it dead.
I did meet someone who hit a Giraffe in his Army truck while on training in Africa. He got back to base and told his Sargent, who promptly sent him back out with the Chef to go butcher it, it was the first fresh meat they had eaten all week.
You'd be what?
lol give over, I was just being lazy, not that none of you didn't understand what it meant.
"omg spelling wrong on forums!
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Soldato
I managed to cycle over a squirrel the other day 
See loads of roadkill on my cycle to commute, skunks is a popular one and the roadkill smells baaad. Sometimes a racoon here and there and owls too here and there.
See loads of roadkill on my cycle to commute, skunks is a popular one and the roadkill smells baaad. Sometimes a racoon here and there and owls too here and there.
Soldato
Cat on my way to work last year, and a Skunk over here the other night.
Soldato
a pigeon. hit it full on at 60 mph and luckily it hit bumper and not grill else it would have smashed it.
bounced off in a plume of feathers.... it was still flying..... oh yes.
was slightly aided i admit but it was impressive as i tried to swerve it and it flew straight across into me!
bounced off in a plume of feathers.... it was still flying..... oh yes.
was slightly aided i admit but it was impressive as i tried to swerve it and it flew straight across into me!
Caporegime
I've never hit anything 
Rarely drive on rural roads.
Rarely drive on rural roads.
I've never hit anything either.
I had a badger run out of a hedgerow and headbutt the nearside front wheel of the Astra. There was blood all round the spokes when I got out for a look but no bodywork damage thank god.
I've clipped a deer in the past too but no major damage there either.
I've clipped a deer in the past too but no major damage there either.
I've hit 3 birds in one journey before in the outback. Had cruise set to about 160khp - the first just swooped down from a tree and got collected in the radiator (had to dig it out later, still in one piece thankfully). The second just a few miles later was just minding its own business standing on the white lines in the middle of the road and simply didn't take off in time. It hit the front of my bonnet (just cleared the bumper) and left a perfect outline, in white on my black car, of itself with stretched out wings - it just went up... didn't see it come down.
lol give over, I was just being lazy, not that none of you didn't understand what it meant.
"omg spelling wrong on forums!
It's not incorrect spelling though is it, it's a ridiculous made up word. I didn't know what you meant, thought it was something to do with the comedy chav satire videos from a few years ago tbh.