house sitting for nan, party next door

[Vulcan]

lol my 2 plans were to go round and steal there alcohol or go round and smash one of the girls pasty turns out there all polish fatties who were eating cheese DO NOT WANT!

atleast the music has stopped now

Phone immigration and set up a deck chair in front to watch the hilarity unfold.

 

[PGdude]

What happened to parties playing board games and lots of alcohol?


Because I've not actually been to one of those and would love to see how my friends do at Monopoly or Risk when the ones that drink are under the influence.

 

[Tom0]

turns out there all polish fatties

Any hole is a goal bro..

 

[Danm54]

Fill a glass with a drink and go over. You can say you locked yourself out.

Hi, I locked myself out but lucky for me I always keep a beer by the front door!

Mind if I come in??

 

[Dr.EM]

LMAO who the hell has a cheese party? I mean I love cheese but I would never have a cheese party lol

Well, it isn't something I'd ever thought about but with all this talk about cheese parties and 4 types of cheese in the fridge already...

 

[Efour]

I got some nice cheese in asda the other day extra mature, so mature some parts have those yummy crunchy salty vinegar crystals that explode in your mouth.

It crumbles so well i really recommend it for the price. Great for a cheese party id imagine.

 

[pooey]

Got a soft spot for Mclelland seriously strong (orange variety) at the moment. If it was served in the company of plump, ripe polish ladies then id be an exceedingly excited chap.

 

[IceBus]

 

[asim18]

This is the key question. With the right kind of the cheese the party could be ace.

It was the wrong kind of cheese, as he said they were eating it, not smoking it.

 

[G-MAN2004]

Ask them to give your car a wash.