How much do you have to read to become an articulate smart-arse?

[Stewy]

If you've read Game of Thrones, rather than watching the series, you're 80% of the way there.

 

[The Halk]

I don't read that much, and I only ever do it for pleasure, not just to fuel my witty retorts. I think I'd be unable to do it if I had not been reading as much, likewise I think with a different brain I'd not be able to manage it either.