Being the valuable member of society that I am, I'm sitting in my boxers watching Chucklevision on CBBC. Not only is it funnier than I remember ("I'll have to move somewhere where nobody will notice my mental state" 'You don't mean...' "Yes... Barnsley") but it struck me that they've been on TV for as long as I've been able to comprehend moving pictures. Not only that, but Shaz has just told me on IRC that he has seen them live! With such an illustrious career, they must have amassed serious wealth throughout the years. Assuming Paul didn't spend their advance on hookers and Barry doesn't have a penchant for Fabergé eggs, how much do we think they're worth today?