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How to get out of an office xmas meeting

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by easyrider, Dec 9, 2018.

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  1. easyrider

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    without coming across as a Scrooge?
     
  2. LeeUK

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    Just say you got something else on, family visiting or along those lines.
     
  3. easyrider

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    It’s at lunchtime ...
     
  4. Diddums

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    Call them all a bunch of knobs.
     
  5. PiKe

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    Tell them you're Jewish.
     
  6. LeeUK

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    Well you didn't say that.
     
  7. easyrider

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    I forgot ...should’ve been more clear ..sorry:o

    Getting out of an after work one is easy...hence my opening post...I assumed it would have been clear...
     
  8. [FnG]magnolia

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    Show them your posting history.
     
  9. easyrider

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    They wouldn’t understand it...
     
  10. teaboy5

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    For someone who likes to point out they have an above average intelligence, surly you can work out this all by yourself? Or was your post count feeling low and you felt the need to post *****?
     
  11. easyrider

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    I can do it...but it would be cruel...I need support with this.
     
  12. Malevolence

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    You act like an adult and simply say you don't want to go.
     
  13. String

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    Trust me, they'll understand.
     
  14. wedrum

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    Fart, follow through that should do it.
     
  15. Skorpion

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    Quit the job...
     
  16. Destination

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    Dirty Protest!
     
  17. Haze

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    Tell them you have the runs, and hide in the toilet until its over
     
  18. maddness

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    Just man up it's only going to be an hour
     
  19. darkgen

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    Just say "No thanks."
     
  20. LeeUK

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    When you assume you make an ass out of you and me.
     
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