How to get out of an office xmas meeting
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Soldato
School for scoundrels.
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Just say you do not want to go, No need for an elaborate story simply say thanks but i don’t want to today.
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Depends on situation, tools at hand, etc.
But in a desperate situation: Carry a drink with you that's in something very spillable (tea cup on saucer, etc, not those cups with lids). Make sure it's not pipping hot, too full, or with too much content that's hard to remove. As you walk into the room, knock into something, spill onto yourself, walk out. Done.
But in a desperate situation: Carry a drink with you that's in something very spillable (tea cup on saucer, etc, not those cups with lids). Make sure it's not pipping hot, too full, or with too much content that's hard to remove. As you walk into the room, knock into something, spill onto yourself, walk out. Done.
That would be my plan. Or let on that there was blood everywhere.
Even 20+ and I think that would be enough for poeple not to think "where is easyrider?"
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Put on your sexy Santa bikini to go to work that morning. NO ONE will want to sit next to you and everyone will be happy if you don’t show up to the meeting.
Soldato
I’m actually surprised you were even invited.
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You just need to get yourself dismissed for gross misconduct.
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What exactly is an xmas meeting ? 
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Sorry, I’m having lunch then.
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just stand around and moan about it with the others that don't want to be there
Yeah? I assume he means a team lunch...What exactly is an xmas meeting ?
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Go along and get completely hammered, breaks down social barriers.
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Wear an orange jacket done up with a single, very strained, button.
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ffs do like I do .. I work with them why the **** would I want to eat with them/you ...
it's a job not a social gathering ..
it's a job not a social gathering ..
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