How to get rid of : Jehovah Witness

KaHn

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Sorry but as I can't search for the old thread and found this very appropriate.

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KaHn
 
Excellent, we haven't had a doorstep anecdote thread in a good few weeks.

Funny comic though.
 
I once invited a Jehovahs witnesses down to my basement where I left them to 'get tea'. Instead I pulled the old star wars trick and gassed them unconscious. I now keep them as pets. I've gathered several dozen JWs this way.



EDIT: I was going to take that a lot further but for the sake of the family forums and not wanting to get suspended for the third time in two months I decided not to. Amn't I good :)
 
The best and guaranteed way of keeping them away is to have a Jewish star at the front door, they know that they will never be able to converse or convert someone of the Jewish faith.
 
Bill101 said:
The best and guaranteed way of keeping them away is to have a Jewish star at the front door, they know that they will never be able to converse or convert someone of the Jewish faith.
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And your neighbors will think you're a jew.

KaHn
 
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J.B said:
A friend of mine invited them in once and tried to convert them to islam :p
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ive done something similar...:D

it was funny the way they kept stepping backwads :D
 
Luke15 said:
No wonder GD was closed in the past. People posting this kind of Spam just uses up ocuk resources.
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well this is what GD is for when the average age is say.......13...:D
 
Luke15 said:
No wonder GD was closed in the past. People posting this kind of Spam just uses up ocuk resources.
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We actually had a massive thread on this exact subject not long ago. I swear GD has a topic cycle.

Coming up soon, were the Moon landings fake?
 
iCraig said:
We actually had a massive thread on this exact subject not long ago. I swear GD has a topic cycle.

Coming up soon, were the Moon landings fake?
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I know we did, and I would have posted in the other thread if i could search it!

KaHn
 
dmpoole said:
I find this works everytime JW's knock on the door -

http://www.disturbinthepeace.co.uk/pics3/jw.jpg[IMG][/QUOTE]

Good plan, pictorial proof that saying no thank you works although I think you should make it into a proper comic strip to really hammer home the point. ;)

[QUOTE=iCraig]Coming up soon, were the Moon landings fake?[/QUOTE]

I'd reckon it is better than evens that something about the Twin Towers comes up first.
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I used to be a door to door salesman and I'd often meet the JWs on a beat.

I'd always stop and get the crack with them to find out what territory they planned on covering so that I could knock on doors after them and use the line "Sorry to bother you sir, but at least I ain't the DANG JAYDUBYAS! HUH?"

Finding common ground with your customer is key to making a sale and hatred for other religions is pretty universal in Scotland.
 
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