How to get your carpets cleaned for free ... sorta

See, becoming single again was MEANT TO BE!


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What made it even funnier was as I was trying to shake some bisto gravy granuals into the pot to thicken it up, a big blob fell out (far more than I would've ever put in). It tasted great but was a really really dark brown colour :D It did look (and sound) minging going into the lavvy. Almost made me barf looking at it :D
 
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It turned out he'd pulled his breeks down to have a dump, lifted up the toilet pan and seen what he thought was the remains of someone who had dropped their entire contents of their arse all over the side of the pan and covering the bottom :D

That line had me in stitches. Hahahahhaha.
 
Sounds great!

Check out 'cake flushing' on Youtube with Nick Frost and Simon Pegg, can't post it here due to language but it's hilarious.
 
The funny thing is, I'm sitting on the loo reading and posting from my mobie still laughing and farting at the same time! I've got tears in my eyes reading some of the replies on this thread. Hahahaha
 
Very few threads on here actually have me gasping with laughter. It's made worse by the fact that my wife is asleep next to me so it was more of a muffled snort really.

This really isn't the thread for crap meme's though, khan.
 
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