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That's quite sick to be honest, put your food remains in the bin not the toilet?

Seriously I don't think this is very funny is everyone genuinely lol'ing?:confused:
 
That's quite sick to be honest, put your food remains in the bin not the toilet?

Seriously I don't think this is very funny is everyone genuinely lol'ing?:confused:

What's wrong with it? I'm sure the sewage works could deal with a few half cut sausages, potatoes, onion and carrots getting flushed through their system surely :confused: If you're going to be sick then would you seriously not run to the toilet or a sink or would you happily chuck your load into your bin in the kitchen :confused: It's not quite jobby yet so therefore does not qualify to be flushed down the pan if that's the case ;)

On a lighter note .....

The fella called me today to make arrangements to leave a key for him to get access to the garage and I could hear his mates making farting noises and wretching noises in the background whilst laughing their heads off :D
He found it hard to not laugh as well and had to excuse himself a couple of times for bursting into wee sporadic fits of the giggles :D
 
The fella called me today to make arrangements to leave a key for him to get access to the garage and I could hear his mates making farting noises and wretching noises in the background whilst laughing their heads off :D
He found it hard to not laugh as well and had to excuse himself a couple of times for bursting into wee sporadic fits of the giggles :D

Thread just keeps on delivering! LOL! :D

You did tell him the truth, didn't you?
 
On a lighter note .....

The fella called me today to make arrangements to leave a key for him to get access to the garage and I could hear his mates making farting noises and wretching noises in the background whilst laughing their heads off :D
He found it hard to not laugh as well and had to excuse himself a couple of times for bursting into wee sporadic fits of the giggles :D

That's even funnier than your first post :D
 
You did tell him the truth, didn't you?

I told him what it was after he came downstairs and sheepishly informed me that there was what looked like a huge amount of the skits splattered around the bowl. He couldn't even bring himself to flush it :D
Even after I told him I could still see that he was getting the dry boak just thinking about it :p It was almost like watching a mini version of the reaction videos of 2 girls 1 cup just talking to him about it :D
 
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