How to pick up women

[StoutMeister]

I'm still confused, is it POKEMON or POKEMYMUM.....

His mother of course.

 

[PardonTheWait]

That wasent you talking it was the booze, just go sleep mate lol you will realised what you wrote when you wake up

It was me talking.

I wonder why the ones in America are better than our ones when I'm sober too.

 

[King Damager]

That came out a bit racist. Wasn't supposed to.

A BIT?!

'asian type slitty eye people'

Some of these are awful, but some are quite amusing xD

kd

 

[PardonTheWait]

I meant asian type slitty eye people as opposed to asian type curry people.

Although to be fair I think the asian type curry people in America are better than our ones too.

 

[Castiel]

It was me talking.

I wonder why the ones in America are better than our ones when I'm sober too.

Bigger budget, better weather, and transfats.

 

[PardonTheWait]

They have a budget?

 

[G-MAN2004]

I meant asian type slitty eye people as opposed to asian type curry people.

THAT'S RAYSAY

 

[Narj]

This is better:

Top work!

 

[Castiel]

They have a budget?

Yanks have a budget for everything.....it's how they measure how good something is.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

In my life

Ah, so you are self-aware. That actually made me laugh.

Tell us about you not being as terrible a person as you appear.

 

[Castiel]

Ah, so you are self aware

nope, he has a ghost writer.......

 

[ThatAsianGuy]

Ah, so you are self-aware. That actually made me laugh.

Tell us about you not being as terrible a person as you appear.

Im such a nice person when i fap to my friends mom facebook profile pictures, i DONT poke her,

 

[MissChief]

Reads thread title. Imagines this.

 

[Cosimo]

Classic let down in my life.

 

[Redz]

Reads thread title. Imagines this.

Reads reply. Clicks link and is reminded of this

 

[mrk]

Reads reply. Clicks link and is reminded of this

Reads reply, imagines this

 

[opethdisciple]

I find picking up woman is easy.......... when they like you.

Then its just a matter of playing your hands correctly and you should fine.

 

[Chris-.-]

You should put your arm under her leg and your other arm behind her to support her back, or just go full out bear hug.

 

[GravyMonster]

Reads reply, imagines this

Reads reply, wants to now do this

 

[MissChief]

Page 2 of thread delivers far better than page 1!