How To Properly Beat Your Islamic Wife

Efour2 said:
Some thick working class Scots and Notherner Monkeys should maybe read the Qaran (sp)?
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At least we do the beating, unlike the wet southern pooves who get their heads kicked in by the missus.
 
Haha lol...Just watched the link now and man it aint something new.....Instead, i was more focused on the semi-nake ladies and pressed the link :D
 
i don't get it. 'you must not bruise, cause bleeding or break any bones'.......'if you hurt her, you are responsible'......'just because she forgives, doesnt mean allah will'

sooo.....what exactly is this all about? how to beat your wife without causing any pain? how the hell do you do that anyway :confused:
 
Tru said:
At least we do the beating, unlike the wet southern pooves who get their heads kicked in by the missus.
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eheh i am liking that pluralisation of "poof" very much cracked me up :D
 
james.miller said:
i don't get it. 'you must not bruise, cause bleeding or break any bones'.......'if you hurt her, you are responsible'......'just because she forgives, doesnt mean allah will'

sooo.....what exactly is this all about? how to beat your wife without causing any pain? how the hell do you do that anyway :confused:
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It could be compare to the rules set in this country in regards to smacking children.
 
james.miller said:
i don't get it. 'you must not bruise, cause bleeding or break any bones'.......'if you hurt her, you are responsible'......'just because she forgives, doesnt mean allah will'

sooo.....what exactly is this all about? how to beat your wife without causing any pain? how the hell do you do that anyway :confused:
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exactly you dont, so its an interpretation of a medievil document trying to fit into modern society

So translate it as dont hit her, dont mentally abuse her - yeah women dont exactly have equallity in the islamic world but they dont really have it in the west either, its all just a facade.
 
Tru said:
In the UK you can beat your wife however you like, as long as it only happens immediately after the national team gets beaten in the sport of your choice.
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I wish I could laugh at that, but nearly every year when the football is on during the summer, is roughly when next door will start arguing...
 
God jesus, You shoudl have heard the new married couple that moved in next door to me for 18months then split up and now the house is empty.

Bloke was younger than me early 20s and apparently good lad, had a thing for playing his PS2, so i can tell from hours of muffled shoutign and screaming.

wife didnt like it, so everytime he got on it she started screaming he joined in..

Was best when they left their kitchen window open. :)

Anyway that marriage didnt work too well. THey should have converted to Islam.
 
basmic said:
I wish I could laugh at that, but nearly every year when the football is on during the summer, is roughly when next door will start arguing...
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Apparently domestic incidents go through the roof when major sporting events are on, especially the WC. :(. Some italian shot his wife for changing the channel apparently 1 year and he wasn't even watching a good game. Madness.
 
@if ®afiq said:
Don't you know this is how all Muslim's must treat their wives or they will burn in hell fire for all eternity and miss out on the 72 virgins with their innocent ways....
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Does sarcasm save you having to address the fact that Islam condone wifebeating?
 
I'm not going to lie to you but here is what hardcore muslims like Scholars and people think about it. If you are having a bad step in your relationship then this is what it says to do, i totally disagree of course.
1 - Tell her to stop doing what she is doing that is annoying you.
2 - Don't share the bed
3 - Beat her......

Xaero
 
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