I am in Hospital .

Bald-Eagle22 · 18 Mar 2011 at 10:47

I was addmitted to hospital last night as I have poisned myself , I decided to eat what what I thought was an Onion but it turned out to be a Daffodil bulb.

Don't worry though I will out in the spring .

kylew · 18 Mar 2011 at 10:48

BAN!

Participant · 18 Mar 2011 at 10:48

It already is the spring turd.

Edit - oops, apparently it's not yet spring.

Hank_Marvin · 18 Mar 2011 at 10:49

Ha that is Hella Bad

Deep · 18 Mar 2011 at 10:49

Hope you get better soon
Thinking of you

xXx

Dunks · 18 Mar 2011 at 10:50

shifty_uk · 18 Mar 2011 at 10:51

First off, when you have one of these....

Long gaps in your text....It ruins the suspense because we know a punch line is coming.... Secondly, awful awful joke and I'm generally less brutal than the rest!

Nix · 18 Mar 2011 at 10:52

No medical jokes.

twist3d0n3 · 18 Mar 2011 at 10:53

i feel like performing a self lobotomy to forget i read that now :mad:

GordyR · 18 Mar 2011 at 10:53

Bald-Eagle22 said:
Don't worry though I will out in the spring .

It also pays to not miss out important words such as 'be' from the punch line

~>Dg<~ · 18 Mar 2011 at 10:54

get well soon

Cosimo · 18 Mar 2011 at 10:57

LOL

Get well soon

I'll bring you a bunch daffs.

3thr3e · 18 Mar 2011 at 10:58

Thinking of you at this difficult time..

slade · 18 Mar 2011 at 11:05

hahaha.... that made me laugh.

god you guys waste some time on this site.... funny!!

.... still laughing

Embed · 18 Mar 2011 at 11:06

I'm ashamed to say that made me giggle...

Mobius 1 · 18 Mar 2011 at 11:19

made me smile. cheers

still a pretty awful joke though. how could anyone mistake an onion for a daffodil bulb? i mean, you'd peal it and smell that its not right. not eat it like an apple.