I AM NOT COLD! Christmas moans in here thread.

The magic of Christmas has worked its way into my household and for reasons unknown (probably booze) everyone seems to be really ****ed off and as a result I'm now really on edge. This seems to happen every Christmas and I'm sick to death of it. God damn, at least when I'm feeling ****ed off I don't feel the need to inflict it upon everybody around me.
 
The ''don't go out, it's slippery on the roads'' or ''the weathers bad'' annoys me most, I don't give a flying **** about the weather, if the roads aren't jammed I'm going on them regardless of weather. My mum refuses to accept the weather makes 0.0% difference in my plans for the day. SO WHAT there's snow and/or ice, I don't care !


The ''aren't you cold'' is getting highly annoying too, telling me to buy a better coat despite me saying I'm not cold or being surprised why I walk around in my boxers in my house even in winter, well, I have heating...
 
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Not exactly a Christmas moan thread is it... more of a moan about the in-laws / other halfs parents thread. :D :D




The ''don't go out, it's slippery on the roads'' or ''the weathers bad'' annoys me most, I don't give a flying **** about the weather, if the roads aren't jammed I'm going on them regardless of weather. My mum refuses to accept the weather makes 0.0% difference in my plans for the day.


Make sure you put a hat on, you don't want to get a head cold dear.
 
I spent the last 2 weeks in my freezing aunt's shop fitting a central heating system with my granddad, fitted the pipework, electric boiler, thermostat, new ccu, cistern, insulated the pipes, tested and inspected it...

and I get a deodorant box set and a selection box for christmas...

I don't care what I get usually, but that really did put me on a temp downer. :mad:
 
Hey Jonny69, are you still cold?
RAAAAARGH!!!!! *starts smashing stuff up* :D

Not exactly a Christmas moan thread is it... more of a moan about the in-laws / other halfs parents thread. :D :D
Lol, it's true.

It's actually panned out ok. The beef was overcooked. That means it was nice and pink in the middle and dark enough on the outside to have some flavour. I am suitably diluted with wine, watched Cannonball Run earlier and there are unbearable Christmas songs on the radio and tv. It does feel like Christmas :p
 
Chose a fillet steak, beats turkey :p

The ''don't go out, it's slippery on the roads'' or ''the weathers bad'' annoys me most, I don't give a flying **** about the weather, if the roads aren't jammed I'm going on them regardless of weather. My mum refuses to accept the weather makes 0.0% difference in my plans for the day. SO WHAT there's snow and/or ice, I don't care !


The ''aren't you cold'' is getting highly annoying too, telling me to buy a better coat despite me saying I'm not cold or being surprised why I walk around in my boxers in my house even in winter, well, I have heating...

You live up to your name!
 
My mum keeps calling Parsnips as Parsley... English isn't her first language, but she has said it about 5 times now... 'These Parsleys are quite nice aren't they'... It's Parsnips mum FFS, PARSNIPS!!! Parsley is a bloody herb :mad:

That made me lol. My mum purposefully mispronounces foreign food names and I have the same reaction
 
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