I couldn't stop myself laughing when reading this......

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I've never been a fan of Paris Hilton anyway enjoy

http://arts.guardian.co.uk/filmandmusic/story/0,,1841197,00.html


For a woman apparently ill-suited to anything more taxing than standing around nightclubs in a pair of really enormous sunglasses, Paris Hilton is quite the polymath. In recent years, the hotel heiress has variously revealed herself to be a TV star, a perfumier, a jewellery designer, a nightclub owner, a model, an actor and an author (albeit one whose book, Confessions of an Heiress, was described by a disgruntled Amazon customer as "a huge blow to the medium of literature as a whole"). You read her CV and boggle at what wildly improbable occupation she might turn her hand to next. Spot-welding? Cognitive neuropsychology?
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What a spanner.

Why is Paris Hilton a "celebrity" again? Was it because she made a porno?
She's as useful as a Big Brother "celebrity".
 
Bless, although I do humbly consider her a waste of space and one of my greater celeb dislikes.

I do think she doesn't get enough credit though, for her amazing ability to have the same inane look for every picture she is on.

She listens to music and knows it well ? :D :D

Paris, love. A broken clock is right twice a day.
 
when Hilton's record label decided a reggae track "would be a really good fit", they naturally called songwriter Shep Solomon, famed for mashing up Kingston dancehalls with militant Rastafarian collective S Club 7 and ragga's Queen of Slackness Natalie Imbruglia
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:D I like this guy's style!
 
Gilly said:
Because her family is eminently rich and she decided she wanted to be one.
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Thanks.
Just read her wikipedia page.

I wonder how her family must feel. They've worked hard, built up a business empire, became filthy rich and must be pretty respectable people. Then this black sheep comes along named paris, a dirty little **** that is a total waste of space, is good at/for nothing, keeps making an idiot of herself and nobody likes.
 
shifty_uk said:
Thanks.
Just read her wikipedia page.

I wonder how her family must feel. They've worked hard, built up a business empire, became filthy rich and must be pretty respectable people. Then this black sheep comes along named paris, a dirty little **** that is a total waste of space, is good at/for nothing, keeps making an idiot of herself and nobody likes.
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I think thats pretty harsh. If no-one liked her she wouldn't be able to make TV shows people watched, etc. She's everywhere. Magazines, newspapers, television shows... If she was really as unpopular as it seems she is here then she wouldn't be in all these places.

Calling her a dirty little **** is harsh too. Millions of women worldwide have done the kinds of things she did. In fact, none of them were unusual. her greasy ex-boyfriend simply decided to make a lot of money out of her by marketing a tape of it. She just happens to be famous.
 
Gilly said:
I think thats pretty harsh. If no-one liked her she wouldn't be able to make TV shows people watched, etc. She's everywhere. Magazines, newspapers, television shows... If she was really as unpopular as it seems she is here then she wouldn't be in all these places.

Calling her a dirty little **** is harsh too. Millions of women worldwide have done the kinds of things she did. In fact, none of them were unusual. her greasy ex-boyfriend simply decided to make a lot of money out of her by marketing a tape of it.
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Agreed. She's not a shining beacon of what humanity can acheive, but then neither, I'd wager, are all the people queueing ip to have a go at someone they've never met.
 
Listening to her sing Rod Stewart's Do Ya Think I'm Sexy, you are gripped by the fear that civilisation as we know it is doomed and that brimstone is going to start raining from the sky any minute
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That made me laugh, except now I have a morbid desire to listen to her music for amusement purposes.... :eek:
 
im going to get major flamed for this but, i actually like her song when its on the radio!

*ducks for cover*

Id never buy the single and im aware that it probably only sounds decent due to a lot of computer work on her voice but its really not that bad.

As for ****, can i ask why? She made a video with her boyfriend and he decided to release it. Not her fault. Yes she often gets drunk and flashes a nipple at people, but that doesnt make her a ****.

Lets face it, yes shes as dumb as a someone thats had a frontal lobotomy and doesnt really do anything classed as work but then she doesnt need too do she? Its not like she is claiming unemployment and living in a trailer with 8 kids :D
 
Gilly said:
Is she?
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Oh she knows how to get the press attention and to wrap people around her finger but ive been forced to watch several of her programs and she is about as bright as a 5 watt bulb!

At least thats the impression i got from her.
 
I think Paris is excellent. I'm not a fan of her singing but she's cute, funny, loaded and up for a laugh. I'd love to take her out for a evening on the town, that would be one unforgettable night.
 
Tru said:
I think Paris is excellent. I'm not a fan of her singing but she's cute, funny, loaded and up for a laugh. I'd love to take her out for a evening on the town, that would be one unforgettable night.
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Agreed. Would be a night to remember i'm sure! :p
 
Gilly said:
Thats the important bit. It takes a lot of intelligence to hide intelligence.
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But is she actually intelligent though? Any qualifications or anything?

Not trying to pick an arguement i honestly dont know :D
 
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