I fell asleep during a house party

Nitefly · 18 Nov 2007 at 09:03

I am absolutely devestated. Absolutely.

I went to a party last night, in hope of some romancing. As far as I was aware, I was doing fairly well. I was the absolute life and soul of the party, everybody loved me, and all was well.

I woke up on the sofa.

Now, straight away my bull detector is going off. What? That makes no sense. How do I just spontaneously wake up on a sofa from a house party?

I ran upstairs to enquire with the host. Apparently at 1am, whilst talking to someone, I fell asleep in the main houseparty room. I then proceeded to sleep through a further 5 hours of partying where people were ammused by me being aleep.

I DO NOT BELIEVE IT. Whilst feeling very logical, I am clearly drunk still. Yet... what the hell? What?! I am absolutely devestated. All girls in question were next to some goon when I saw them this morning (total 5* goon). I totally blew it, this houseparty I had so many potentials, and I messed it up by training at the gym too hard and falling alseep on the sofa at 1pm.

Totally and utterly gutted. I am in a state of disbelief.

Not much more to say really. Cheer me up OCUK!

Glaucus · 18 Nov 2007 at 09:07

You need to be more Alpha..

And maybe stop slagging people of to there face.

pitchfork · 18 Nov 2007 at 09:09

You'll love it in a couple of weeks I always do, I got so drunk I fell on my front and started eating grass once many years ago.
"Why are you eating grass?" someone asked
"cause I need another drink, i got rejected"

jesus, that was over 11 years ago, I feel old, thanks man

FreeStream · 18 Nov 2007 at 09:09

hah. N0000000b!

Better luck next time eh

Nitefly · 18 Nov 2007 at 09:10

AcidHell2 said:
You need to be more Alpha..

And maybe stop slagging people of to there face.

I was telling a dirty fib about the latter (the bold), fear not. Still... I can't even get across how rubbish those people were...

Alas... at least they managed to stay awake.

Less alpha, I do concur.

Tom0 · 18 Nov 2007 at 09:17

O_o sounds like you got trollied and started making an ass of yourself more and more while getting drunker and drunker. People were laughing at you not with you, the drink made you feel like you were amazing (like the batman advert to which he falls flat on his face) then you passed out.

"I JUST SMOKED THE WRONG SIDE OF A CIGARETTE, THIS SONG IS ABOUT MEEEE *collpases ontop of the strereo*"

lesson: drink in moderation.

pitchfork · 18 Nov 2007 at 09:21

Moderation? Thats for when you're hung over the next day, slowly sipping a light drink.

SaBBz · 18 Nov 2007 at 09:21

Do you mean 1pm or 1am?

Nitefly · 18 Nov 2007 at 09:21

Tom0 said:
O_o sounds like you got trollied and started making an ass of yourself more and more while getting drunker and drunker. People were laughing at you not with you, the drink made you feel like you were amazing (like the batman advert to which he falls flat on his face) then you passed out.

"I JUST SMOKED THE WRONG SIDE OF A CIGARETTE, THIS SONG IS ABOUT MEEEE *collpases ontop of the strereo*"

lesson: drink in moderation.

You would think so, but apparently not!

According to my host I was fine one minute and then asleep the next. I certainly wasn't being an arse by a long shot.

I also moderated my drink before I went to the houseparty (set myself an alchohol limit)! Most strange!

SaBBz said:
Do you mean 1pm or 1am?

Am, I have edited the OP accordingly

Tom0 · 18 Nov 2007 at 09:23

maybe its a consipracy, maybe the "5* goon" drugged you cos you were getting the ladies and not him! :eek:

basmic · 18 Nov 2007 at 09:25

I fell asleep at one houseparty. I think I was enjoying the free flowing plonk, the next minute I was awake in somebody's arms on the couch at about 8-9am - with scribes on my face, and all other sorts of artistic drunken acts.

Oh well, at least I pulled that morning.

Nitefly · 18 Nov 2007 at 09:31

basmic said:
Oh well, at least I pulled that morning.

Bah, you git

I have concluded from a walk around my falling asleep antics were certaintly alchohol related (at least to some extent). However I have drunk much more and have never fallen asleep.

Bad form, as captain hook might say

Participant · 18 Nov 2007 at 09:32

basmic said:
I fell asleep at one houseparty. I think I was enjoying the free flowing plonk, the next minute I was awake in somebody's arms on the couch at about 8-9am - with scribes on my face, and all other sorts of artistic drunken acts.

Oh well, at least I pulled that morning.

Was gonna say, OP is lucky he didn't wait up covered in papier maché or a permanent marker moustache.

pyro · 18 Nov 2007 at 09:33

Nitefly said:
(total 5* goon)

Somethingawful nicked your girls?

Nitefly · 18 Nov 2007 at 09:38

pyro said:
Somethingawful nicked your girls?

I don't get the refference, but probably

Dangerous · 18 Nov 2007 at 09:40

AHAH Unlucky!

Don't think even I managed to do that; mind you saturday night I did sleep with my SHOES on in bed

Too much drinking

Van Hellseek · 18 Nov 2007 at 09:40

Nitefly said:
I was the absolute life and soul of the party, everybody loved me, and all was well.

Wasted tbh.

basmic · 18 Nov 2007 at 09:41

Robbie G said:
Was gonna say, OP is lucky he didn't wait up covered in papier maché or a permanent marker moustache.

I had permanent marker on me. I was told they were planning on shaving my eyebrows, too! :eek:

Glaucus · 18 Nov 2007 at 09:45

Your lucky you didn't wake up bold, my friend has his head shaved his leg shaved and some girl was going to shave his pubes, but we stopped her. In her state she would have probably sliced it right off.

Nitefly · 18 Nov 2007 at 09:46

seek said:
Wasted tbh.

It does sound that way I do confess and its probably true

Still, I got the impression that everyone else was as confused as my sleep as I am now. I assume I was wasted in the best possible meaning of the word.

AcidHell2 said:
Your lucky you didn't wake up bold, my friend has his head shaved his leg shaved and some girl was going to shave his pubes, but we stopped her. In her state she would have probably sliced it right off.

Crikey