I fell asleep during a house party

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I am absolutely devestated. Absolutely.

I went to a party last night, in hope of some romancing. As far as I was aware, I was doing fairly well. I was the absolute life and soul of the party, everybody loved me, and all was well.

I woke up on the sofa.

Now, straight away my bull detector is going off. What? That makes no sense. How do I just spontaneously wake up on a sofa from a house party?

I ran upstairs to enquire with the host. Apparently at 1am, whilst talking to someone, I fell asleep in the main houseparty room. I then proceeded to sleep through a further 5 hours of partying where people were ammused by me being aleep.

I DO NOT BELIEVE IT. Whilst feeling very logical, I am clearly drunk still. Yet... what the hell? What?! I am absolutely devestated. All girls in question were next to some goon when I saw them this morning (total 5* goon). I totally blew it, this houseparty I had so many potentials, and I messed it up by training at the gym too hard and falling alseep on the sofa at 1pm.

Totally and utterly gutted. I am in a state of disbelief.

Not much more to say really. Cheer me up OCUK! :(
 
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You need to be more Alpha..

And maybe stop slagging people of to there face
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I was telling a dirty fib about the latter (the bold), fear not. Still... I can't even get across how rubbish those people were...

Alas... at least they managed to stay awake.

Less alpha, I do concur.
 
O_o sounds like you got trollied and started making an ass of yourself more and more while getting drunker and drunker. People were laughing at you not with you, the drink made you feel like you were amazing (like the batman advert to which he falls flat on his face) then you passed out.

"I JUST SMOKED THE WRONG SIDE OF A CIGARETTE, THIS SONG IS ABOUT MEEEE *collpases ontop of the strereo*"

lesson: drink in moderation.
You would think so, but apparently not!

According to my host I was fine one minute and then asleep the next. I certainly wasn't being an arse by a long shot.

I also moderated my drink before I went to the houseparty (set myself an alchohol limit)! Most strange!
Do you mean 1pm or 1am?
Am, I have edited the OP accordingly :)
 
Oh well, at least I pulled that morning. :D
Bah, you git :D

I have concluded from a walk around my falling asleep antics were certaintly alchohol related (at least to some extent). However I have drunk much more and have never fallen asleep.

Bad form, as captain hook might say :(
 
Wasted tbh.
It does sound that way I do confess and its probably true :p

Still, I got the impression that everyone else was as confused as my sleep as I am now. I assume I was wasted in the best possible meaning of the word.

Your lucky you didn't wake up bold, my friend has his head shaved his leg shaved and some girl was going to shave his pubes, but we stopped her. In her state she would have probably sliced it right off.
Crikey :eek:
 
...that doesn't count as a 'compromising' position in terms of our parties, sorry.

I suggest you stop whining or go to better parties.
I do admit it was a fairly sub-par party. What does coun't as compromising?

Also, does anyone remember that thread where a member posted pictures of his passed out friend that looked like they were suffocating with the amount of custard etc they put on his face? That was actually quite frightening!
 
n00b I have never feel asleep at a party, can you handle your ale?
Was vodka actually... I'm not manly enough to drink ale.

I didn't actually drink that much actually.. I have drunken so much more but have never been in a state like that before. I'm a bit worried I was drugged by accident or something... :eek:
 
One of your competitors spike your drink?
I was a bit worried of this, but I'm pretty sure it was all self inflicted as other people were giving me drink which wasn't from my 'pre set limit' hipflask.

Its easy to forget to say no when you are having fun. A lesson learnt the hard way!
 
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