I fell asleep during a house party

last time i fell asleep at a party my face got coloured in completely blue and they made an (attempted) smurf hat, they also woke me up by sitting 3 speakers ontop of each otehr and playing a guitar through them at maximum volume :(

i dont know how i ended up asleep where i was though
 
Nitefly said:
I was the absolute life and soul of the party, everybody loved me, and all was well.
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That sounds like Jim Carey's day-dreaming in "Dumb and Dumber" if anyone remembers that reference. He's dreaming that he's telling a story to his bird's friends and family and everyone laughing at his jokes.

Fantasising that there were girls remotely interested in you also seems a strong possibility :p.
 
Lucky you didn't get drawn on / eyebrows shaved etc!

Last time one of my mates fell asleep at a house party , we drew all over his face and put cigarette butts in his nose then took him on the bus :p He wasn't too happy the next day, but the people on the bus seemed to find it hilarious :D
 
There's always drinking human Jenga, first one to knock it down get a drinking forfeit, if you wake/disturb the sleeper you get double drinking forfeit...
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Nitefly said:
Jenga with (apparently) ryvita?

Thats just dark.
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It would just be whatever is to hand and since that looks like camping it probably makes some sort of sense. If you are at a house party then the principle is that you are safe if you make it to a bed although some people play that it must be your bed, rather difficult if you don't live there - these people are harsh and if they ever make the mistake revenge must be swift and merciless. ;)
 
This threads a joke right because that OP made me lol, as someone said you need to be more 'alpha' :p

I've never fallen asleep at I house party but have fallen asleep in a pub once and even more worrying I once fell asleep at the roulette table in Vegas! (I can explain that though, landed in Vegas at about 4pm, fell asleep at the table at about 4am :p )
 
I fell asleep at a party once as I'd been up for days. Someone tried to paint my face with tipp ex. I woke and broke his finger. Mwahahaha. Fools.
 
Just remembered a good one about a house party I once went to, this guy fell asleep and we put a snickers bar in his arse crack. When he woke up he didn't think he pooed himself, instead he thought someone had put their own poo down there, he was absolutely fuming :D
 
One of my mates had all of his food put in the washing machine last week for going to sleep early.

:D

edit: talking of crap. they also took a turd in a twiglet tube and hid it in his room.

:(
 
Last time someone fell asleep at one of our parties, they got antiqued. And drawn on. And shaved. And photographed in many compromising positions.

Think yourself lucky.
 
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