I fell asleep during a house party

Least you still had your clothes on.

New years party a few years back, remember 12, remember 12:30 (being sick in the rain), then woke up at 5 semi naked in a sleeping bag on the living room floor with one of my friends of the oposite sex. Very hard to explain things when you have no idea what happened! And still dont to this day!
 
I fell asleep in a club once after downing a lot of drinks before hand.....then my mates took photos of me with MY digital camera, and then somehow got random girls in the club to do erm..."NSFW" things and took photo of those too....quite a surprise when i check my camera the day after. This was in Destiny in Plymouth if anyone knows it.
 
I used to have a habit of fallen asleep at house parties, but it was usually when ever my alcoholic housemate at the time had tagged along.

Used to get on my nerves and bore the hell out of everyone, nothing ever happened to me, as soon as peeps noticed I'd fallen asleep they used the excuse to go do the same :p
 
I fallen asleep at several partys my experiences the next morning differ from good to bad though:
I fell asleep at my own new years party once and everyone decided it would be a good Idea to throw coins at me I woke up £8 richer
I fell asleep at a mates party and woke up to find my eyebrows gone many a doodle on my face and some burned rizla between my fingers stuck to burns caused by the burned rizla
I woke up after fallin asleep at a party to itch my nose and found a handful of shaving cream hit me in the face

Finally I woke up to find me and some random i had pulled covered in many a food & cosmetic product
 
Sirrel Squirrel said:
Just remembered a good one about a house party I once went to, this guy fell asleep and we put a snickers bar in his arse crack. When he woke up he didn't think he pooed himself, instead he thought someone had put their own poo down there, he was absolutely fuming :D
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If you really want to see someone fuming, wait till there sort of coming around then:

Microwave/boil a sachet of mayonaise, squirt it on there face as they open there eyes protend to zip up and walk away :D
 
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