I have a cold...feel sorry for me

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i want some chicken soup, or a hug. someone fetch me Brynn and a chicken!

who else is ill today?! we can all be miserable and pathetic together.
 
OvertoneBliss said:
It certainy is :eek:!

Don't forget that sleeping bag though, 'cause you're definately NOT joining me in my bed, unless with the pleasure of a pleasurable woman! ;) :p

Phil.

erm, dude...whoever pulls gets the bed. i'll bring my sleeping bag, but you might end up in it. on the floor.

fatiain said:
Sure it's not ManFlu?

it does feel very ManFluey, but i've been able to drag myself into work...so i'm not sure.
 
OvertoneBliss said:
No way man. You're having sleeping bag sex if you pull. End.

Actually... one could sleep in the sleeping bag, in the bed. Does that tone down the gay rating? :p

Phil.

haha. we should both pull and share the bed! that could be FUN!!!! is it a double bed? i'm a sleep hugger ;)
 
JoeRiches said:
I'm still Taking about 20 tablets a day after coming out of hospital on friday, still having trouble opening my jaw all the way, which can prove pretty annoying when trying to eat.

And havent seen any of my mates or my gf over the weekend so i'm pretty bored and fed up. But i'm fed up with chicken soup now, its all i ate for about 4 days. :D

you always have to go one better, dont you?! make me feel like my illness isnt really that bad...well IT IS, DAMNIT!!
 
hahah, you're so rude!!! it's not a very interesting story. she was just....hideous (for want of a euphimism) but i was bored. i just thought that it'd be the same as the fatty thing (they make more effort and are better because they're more, grateful). that is now a disproved theory :(
 
OvertoneBliss said:
My mate who has done many big girls, has also told me about this theory and disproven it himself. Too many times in my opinion, It's gross.

Phil.

and you didnt think to tell me!? some friend you are!!
 
Brynn said:
Riding large lassies is the same as riding a scooter.

Its all well and good, till your mates find out

my mates already knew, because i brought her back for like 2 minutes so i could get provisions. bless
 
Brynn said:
Maybe thats why your ill today, might have caught the "rot" off her ;)

doubt it. it's been a week. this chick had a cold on friday night. probly caught it off her. dirty women.
 
Freefaller said:
Can't sympathise really as I don't know what it's like... however I'll happily give you a manly hug, as they are among the best of the forum ;) :D

aww...manly hug duly accepted :)

divine_madness said:
Even when you're ill you have some magic ability to make everything you write funny :p

hehe, i'm a funny wizard! thank you :)
 
Roberta said:
I have a cold but I still hauled my ass to work....cos I'm a wooooooooooooooman, W.O.M.A.N......

*sneezes violently and almost knocks self unconscious on desk*

erm....hellooo?! i'm at work, too...you cheeky woman!! get back in the kitchen or do some chores or some such. you women like all that, right?
 
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