I have a (really bad) joke

Arcade Fire · 19 Apr 2006 at 20:33

A blind guy walks into a club, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. He leans over and whispers "Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?".

The barmaid looks at him for a second before replying. "Sure" she says, "but first I think you should know that you're in a lesbian bar, and I'm a six-foot-two blonde ex-wrestler."

"The woman to your left is a two hundred pound blonde biker girl, and the woman to your right is a blonde ex-military lass who won her regiment's weight-lifting trophy five years running. The bouncer, who's standing just behind you, is a blonde ex-rugby player with an eighteen inch neck, and the owner of this place is a blonde, Scottish caber-tossing champion."

"Now, do you really want to tell that joke?"

"No" replies the guy after a moment's thought, "not if I'm going to have to explain it five times."

Sirrel Squirrel · 19 Apr 2006 at 20:34

Couldn't tell you how many times I've read that joke on this forum, it just isn't funny anymore

Yas786 · 19 Apr 2006 at 20:34

Soooooo old mate, so old now that i cant even raise a smirk let alone anything else

Kreeeee · 19 Apr 2006 at 20:36

Gerrof the stage *boo hiss*

Zip · 19 Apr 2006 at 20:36

Spawn said:
Soooooo old mate, so old now that i cant even raise a smirk let alone anything else

If you could raise something else i would be worryed

Arcade Fire · 19 Apr 2006 at 20:36

Spawn said:
Soooooo old mate, so old now that i cant even raise a smirk let alone anything else

I don't want to know what you're raising when you think about butch blonde lesbian birds.

Edit: f;b!

Neoni · 19 Apr 2006 at 20:37

Burn.

Raikiri · 19 Apr 2006 at 20:37

Arcade Fire said:
A blind guy walks into a club... ouch

Thats more original tbh

Kell_ee001 · 19 Apr 2006 at 20:37

Neoni · 19 Apr 2006 at 20:38

THREAD TITLE EDITER HAX0R

Arcade Fire · 19 Apr 2006 at 20:38

Kell_ee001 said:

Sorry, I didn't mean any offence to butch blonde lesbian birds

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Arcade Fire · 19 Apr 2006 at 20:38

Neon said:
THREAD TITLE EDITER HAX0R

DUN DUN DUN.

Yas786 · 19 Apr 2006 at 20:39

Zip said:
If you could raise something else i would be worryed

Typical

...An Aussie with his mind firmly in the gutter

RandomTom · 19 Apr 2006 at 20:39

Raikiri said:
Thats more original tbh

A dyslexic man walks into a bra...chow!

Yas786 · 19 Apr 2006 at 20:40

Arcade Fire said:
I don't want to know what you're raising when you think about butch blonde lesbian birds.

Edit: f;b!

OI!!!! ill have you know that butch blonde lesbians are people too

Kell_ee001 · 19 Apr 2006 at 20:41

Arcade Fire said:
Sorry, I didn't mean any offence to butch blonde lesbian birds .

Well at least that's a little funnier than the original joke, although not by much!

Anybody called him a taxi yet?

Zip · 19 Apr 2006 at 20:41

Spawn said:
Typical ...An Aussie with his mind firmly in the gutter

Nix · 19 Apr 2006 at 20:42

Kell_ee001 said:
Well at least that's a little funnier than the original joke, although not by much!

Anybody called him a taxi yet?

Yeah, it's on its way.

RandomTom · 19 Apr 2006 at 20:42

Kell_ee001 said:
Anybody called him a taxi yet?

I hope he's already crawled home

Arcade Fire · 19 Apr 2006 at 20:44

Kell_ee001 said:
Anybody called him a taxi yet?

Dang, there go all my nominations for the next time we have one of those "who's the funniest on the forums" threads ;p.