i have just done it, and yes it hurts..

Soldato
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the most innocent piece of metal can sometimes cause the biggest pain in the world, and yes indeed i am talking about the zip.

Was doing my business just now and when i zipped up, it cought me off guard. I zipped in my private parts flap :(

as a result, luckerly no blood was present, and not even now. but it really really hurts.

i reccomend all you people with boxers actually use the buttons on the front and not be lazy like me.

anyone else been in similer situation?

EDIT; i was not masturbating
 
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I've snapped my banjo string twice. The second time was the most painful and most embarassing.

Not a nice feeling.
 
Scuzi said:
I've snapped my banjo string twice. The second time was the most painful and most embarassing.

Not a nice feeling.

Wow thanks for that info Scuzi, not really related to a zip though is it

So did you have to get a round head then
 
cleanbluesky said:
LOL

Ride into the dangerzow-eown...

I think his zip did. ;)


All I can say is ouch! Not an experience I ever want to happen to me.


@ Scuzi - Did you have to go to the hospital or can you just leave it to heal itself? And again ouch!
 
I did this when i was in primary school and a teacher had to come and free it :o . Very embarrassing and painful even at that young age. Today though the teacher wouldn't be able to carry out said rescue for fear of being labeled a pedo and id of had to be taken to A & E :eek: .
 
Linoge said:
@ Scuzi - Did you have to go to the hospital or can you just leave it to heal itself? And again ouch!
I just left it and it healed up. Took about a month though. I did consider going to see the doctor the second time but I chickened out.
 
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